The Most Incredible Story Ever!

[Jake]

 ;DThis is The Most Incredible Story Ever! Im sure someone has already starte something like this, but o well, i wanted my own. In this story, all you have to do is add ONE sentence(no more, no less...) It must have relatively something to do with the story but can be a little random and funniness is certainely encouraged. I will start:

One day, Link was taking a trip to the marketplace in Kakariko village when all of a sudden he heard a strange noise.

[MagmarFire]

(OOC: MAN, this will make it so much easier to read! )

IC: A splash of water indicated that Gyorg popped jumped out of the well like a dolphin, hauling what looked like a large bucket of brussel sprouts hooked to its left fin.

[Peka]

Link gasped, in shock that the fish would eat those horrid things.

[Jake]

He sooned realized that the Gyorg wasn't eating them, he was attacking the villagers and forcing them to eat them.

[Rev Rabies]

Then link decided to stop Gyorg, but before he could Zombie Al Gore attacked!

[Fishalicious]

Link then pulled out his Din's Fire to destroy said zombie politician, only to realise afterwards that the term "kill it with fire" does not apply to zombies, and just results in a flaming zombie after you.

[Peka]

Then Link tried his ice arrows so the zombie was frozen and on fire!

[Rev Rabies]

But he then noticed that he created a paradox! So to pay for such a crime zombie Al Gore became ULTRA MEGA ZOMBIE GORETRON

[Zelda Veteran]

He then passed a law that Hylians had to where pants, thusly, defeating our hero in a fashion chrisis.

[Fierce Deity Link]

P.O'd, Link shot a light arrow at Al Goretron, but it bounced off him and hit Link.

[Jake]

Link started feeling light-headed, but then looked down to see keys to an SUV!

[JDog]

He then took the SUV and drove off with it.

[BaconWarrior]

He then got pulled over for doing 5mph in a 3mph horse-riding only zone.

[Peka]

THEN the cops realized that all the remaining 'thens' in the world self-destructed, giving Link an opportunity to sneak away into the conveniently located forest

[BaconWarrior]

After entering the forest Link came across a Kokiri theme park, Deku Land!