The Most Incredible Story Ever!

[o0Zelda0o]

A pink tutu!

[Peka]

All the gorons ran away, screaming like little girls at the horrid, frilly, pink thing.

[o0Zelda0o]

Link on the other hand was happy with it, and danced around in it singing 'Twinkle twinkle little star!' until....

[Peka]

A meterorite came crashing down on him.  Then Link...

[iastreb]

Took out his bazooka, destroyed the meteorite and said " I'll be back"  

[o0Zelda0o]

He ran off laughing untill he realised he was still wearing the tutu.

[MagmarFire]

(Oh, gosh. )

Sprinting to the nearest bush, he tried to hide from the laughing passersby who saw him in the dancing attire...which blended nicely with his tunic, by the way.

[Peka]

Still, they saw him and took him to a circus to be in the freak show.

[o0Zelda0o]

At first, Link seemed to enjoy wearing his tutu for the cirus, that was untill he saw...

[Peka]

Ganondorf wearing pigtails.

[o0Zelda0o]

Link was amazed seeing the person who he faught for his whole life in pigtails and wearing a...

[Peka]

isty-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot BIKINI!  

[Deidara]

Link fainted from utter fright of Ganondorf's lousy attire.  When he woke up he was...

[Peka]

In the marketplace of Kakariko Village!  He looked around and saw...

[Deidara]

Rabid redeads dancing with frilly pink cakes.  Link shouted,...