I'm divorcing TDC Forums.

[Mysterious F.]

I'm a rock, and only living creatures count as citizens to the U.S. As a non-living thing, I'm not a citizen, so laws don't apply!  ;D

[Gamefreak]

If you are a non-living thing, as you explain yourself, then how do you explain the contradiction in your statement?

If you were non-living, how would you know that you're non-living?

[Fishalicious]

...Does that mean HNS isn't a citizen?

He has feelings and opinions, too, you know. I'm going to sue the government for this horrible inequality.

[Mysterious F.]

Actually, it means HNS can do whatever he wants.  :)

Oh. Gamefreak, if you knew the answer, you'd have to be destroyed on the spot. The planet of Gluglucoco has made it its job to destroy all who know the reality of life and not-life.

[Gamefreak]

I'm a lawyer, you can't withhold evidence from this court.  Now present it, or you'll be tried for contempt!

[Hi no Seijin]

...Does that mean HNS isn't a citizen?

He has feelings and opinions, too, you know. I'm going to sue the government for this horrible inequality.

Vampires can be citizens.  That's why I don't drink human blood; I would be charged with murder.  Well, that, and human blood is sour.

[Mysterious F.]

Then all of humanity would be destroyed, and you'd be charged with causing the destruction of the human race.

Still want to know?

[Gamefreak]

Just how does "learning" destroy humanity.

The defense would like to ask the witness to explain himself before making threats.

[Hi no Seijin]

Learning knowledge is not dangerous.  It's the application of that knowledge that is potentially fatal.

[Gamefreak]

Then the witness should not assume that I will be harmed by this knowledge.

[Takun]

don't OWP please

What GF doesnt know Tacheon is i'm the only doc on the forums

What is OWP?

[Hi no Seijin]

One Word Post.  Quite frankly, since this is the Chatboard and all, you won't get in trouble for it, but it's still kind of annoying only seeing just "yeah."  Yeah what?

[DW]

I PLEAD THE SECOND AMENDMENT!!!

[darkphantomime]

The right to bear arms?

Oh well, so long as it's a shotgun wedding, I'm there!

[Bboy94]

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wait a minute

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I THINK I MIGHT HAVE THUNK!