cake is 1337

[Commodore Axilon]

i do not believe that knives or any related stabbing implements have triggers

that is guns you are thinking of

guns

[kamakaziplumber]

You think we'd allow our bureaucrats to use the testing materials? Are you mad  :-[?!? Do you think this is the Gun Bureau of Gun Studies for the Gun Impaired?!?

I don't toy around with science.

[DW]

FAIL

[Commodore Axilon]

anything from japan does not count

statistical abnormality

[kamakaziplumber]

We would've also accepted bayonets, thank you for clearing that up, Shika.

I, however, stand by my earlier response.

Toy with science I do not

[Hi no Seijin]

Sorry about the page stretch. ;)

[Commodore Axilon]

a bayonet does not have a trigger

the gun it is attached to does however

and you should be sorry HNS

sorry like a fox

[Twilight Wolf]

Will you take five bucks for this?

And HNS, the language in that picture is somewhat questionable...

[kamakaziplumber]

How dare you speak in such a manner, Commodore? Bayonets have feelings too!

I liked you better when you were Scorpio!

DEVOUR THE FRUIT OF YOUR LIES

[Hi no Seijin]

and you should be sorry HNS

sorry like a fox

Well, I can turn into a fox.  Does that count?

And TW, it's okay to say damn as long as you don't insult anyone and use it sparingly.  Or are you talking about a word above it?

How dare you speak in such a manner, Commodore? Bayonets have feelings too!

Bayonets do not have feelings.

[Commodore Axilon]

johnny depp would beat hank scorpio in a cage match

look it up

[kamakaziplumber]

Maybe not normal bayonets, but teenage mutant ninja bayonets? They cry in their sleep now, HNS, because your cat of hatred spews the lies.

KNIFE PILLOWS WET WITH LEAKINGS OF THE EYES

[Hi no Seijin]

cat of hatred

Besides, if I meant bayonets other than normal bayonets, I would've specified those other bayonets.  As such, you fail for questioning my authority.  Also...

[Commodore Axilon]

i would vote for HNS on his bayonet platform

kamakaziplumber ?

not so much

[kamakaziplumber]

Ah, but when I said bayonets had feelings I meant such genetically altered bayonets.

TAKE BACK YOUR CATS, NOW!

As for authority, none was failed to be respected.

EXCEPT MINE BY COMMODORE!

YOUR BRAND OF COMPUTER IS OUTDATED!!!