Least/Most Helpful Sidekick

[Commodore Axilon]

She was barely a character, though.

[Hi no Seijin]

Then it helps to have an imagination, doesn't it?

[Keaton]

Then it helps to have an imagination, doesn't it?

I lost mine in the Middle East.

May I have a new one, please?

[Hi no Seijin]

It will be in your mailbox in six to eight weeks.

[Keaton]

HAH!  I've caught you in the act of lying.

I don't have a mailbox!

[DW]

He does has a femailbox.

[Hi no Seijin]

Yes, well, you'll still get it in six to eight weeks.

Although, for your treachery, I may make it six to eight months instead.

[Keaton]

That's all right, I sort of assumed it'd take that long, anyway.

And Shika, how did you know?!

[Hi no Seijin]

I hear he has spies everywhere.

[MagmarFire]

Just like you have sniper squirrels everywhere, right?

Anyway, back on topic, guys. Remember that this isn't the Chatboard.

[Hi no Seijin]

Hmmm, yes, well, if Link had a sniper squirrel for a sidekick, the sniper squirrel would totally win.

[Keaton]

It would also make the game totally suck.

[Hi no Seijin]

Well, it's bound to be better than Nintendogs.

[Keaton]

  :-[DONT TALK **** ABOUT NINTENDOGS!!!1!1/one!  

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[Hi no Seijin]

I'm sorry, but I don't want to take care of a real dog, let alone a virtual one.  Then again, at least I can turn the virtual one off when it starts to annoy me.