Comodore BANNED???

[DW]

TRY OXYCLEAN'S NEW FORMULA! IT'LL MAKE YOU LOUDER THAN I AM!

[TP Zelda]

I FEEL LEFT OUT!!

[DW]

BAM! AND THE STAINS ARE GONE!

[Keaton]

HI I'M BILLIE MAYS, AND FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE BUY MY **** EVEN THOUGH I PRACTICALLY SCREAM AT THEM FROM THE SECOND THE COMMERCIAL STARTS!

IF YOU CALL NOW, I'LL SCREAM AT YOU TWICE AS LOUD!

THAT'S RIGHT, DOUBLE THE OFFER, FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE:  128 EASY PAYMENTS OF $9.99!

THAT'S RIGHT, $9.99!

SOMEONE SAVE ME! I'M TOO COKED UP!

[Happytime Harley]

It seems I've SPREAD MY COOLNESS!

You won't understand the emphasis on the latter parts of my sentences until you SEE THIS VIDEO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

[Commodore Axilon]

BAM! AND THE STAINS ARE GONE!

SIMPLY AMAZING!

[TP Zelda]

[size=8]HEY! HEY! HEY! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! *DING!* *DING!* *DING!*[/size]

[DW]

I'M JOHN MADDEN! I'VE BEEN WITH PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL FOR YEARS! SOME SAY I'M LIKE THE FATHER OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL! A VAST MAJORITY REFER TO ME AS A NASTY WART THAT, DESPITE HOW MUCH IT FESTERS, THE NFL REFUSES TO REMOVE!

[Commodore Axilon]

NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY

[TP Zelda]

CHYA DUDE!

[Keaton]

GREAT FOOTBALL IS GREAT FOOTBALL!

WHEN YOU'VE GOT GREAT PLAYERS PLAYING GREAT FOOTBALL, THAT'S GREAT FOOTBALL!  WHEN YOU'VE GOT GOOD PLAYERS PLAYING GREAT FOOTBALL, THAT'S JUST GOOD GREAT FOOTBALL.  GREAT PLAYERS PLAYING GOOD FOOTBALL IS JUST OKAY.

[darkphantomime]

[size=20]BAM![/size]

[DW]

BAD PLAYERS PLAYING GREAT FOOTBALL IS LIKE CASTING DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON IN A STAR WARS FILM!

[TP Zelda]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
      SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
              SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

[Twilight Wolf]

I'M JOHN MADDEN!

BOOM! TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN!

ACE HARDWARE!