The Vending Machine Game!

[Keaton]

You get that damned song, "What is love" to play around you all the time.  And not the Howard Jones good version, either.


I put in a bagel.

[darkphantomime]

What? is that supposed to be the beginning of a cultural reference or something?

Too bad I can't think of the witty response.

You get Thing, from the Addams family. He promptly chops you and sets up your body for loads of anal porn.

I put in a pipe.

[Keaton]

You get a pipe bomb!


I put in Majora's Incarnation.

[darkphantomime]

You get an androgynous monster that does creepy dances. AKA Michael Jackson.

I put in a moustache.

[Keaton]

You get a dictator.



I put out.

[darkphantomime]

You get a giant horde of Smiley faces, strategically arranged. Because this is not that kind of forum.

I put in Al Pacino.

[Keaton]

You get an arrest warrant.



I put in a wooden nickel.

[darkphantomime]

You get a canadian quarter.

I put in my Doomsday device!

[Keaton]

You get a Canadian.



I put in a one-sided polyhedron.

[darkphantomime]

You get infinity divided by Zero.

I put in a miniature Black Hole.

[Keaton]

I COUNTER it with WHITE HOLE!

AND I lay a TRAP CARD down.



I put in a random cliche.

[darkphantomime]

You get an unrandom response.

I put in incriminating photos of Tacheon... doing his nightly business.

[Keaton]

I ask how you managed to get into that particular disco club.




I put in something that was already put in.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get a copy of "Ridge Racer."

I put in a rubber band.

[Carpet Merchant]

You get a plastic orchestra.

I put in a sonic screwdriver.