The Vending Machine Game!

[Twilight Wolf]

You get Draco Malfoy.

I put in a pair of headphones.

[Keaton]

You get a ROCK CONCERT

I put in Tony Stark.

[darkphantomime]

You get ONE AWESOME MOVIE!

I put in Wolverine.

[alical]

You get a vicious small bear-like animal.

I put in Kurtis Trent.

[Keaton]

You get something nobody cares about.

I put in a Big Daddy.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get a corrupted Xbox 360 hard drive. 120 GB, too! Dang.

I put in a dollar.

[Keaton]

You get a Snickers.  Finally, something works out right!

I put in a small Peruvian child.

[darkphantomime]

The feds get alerted to the underage ring and you go to prison.


I put in prison soap.

[Keaton]

You get a rough buttsecks.

I put in a few stamps of LSD.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get postage stamps. So sorry.

I put in a light bulb.

[darkphantomime]

You get an idea.

I put in a very big stick of beef jerky.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get a Slim Jim.

I put in YouTube.

[Keaton]

You get flagged for inappropriateness.


I put in a tangerine.

[MagmarFire]

The machine spits the tangerine back out. It prefers lemons.

I put in my empty lemonade bottle.

[Keaton]

You get Hiroshima AND Nagasaki.

I put in AEFASDGAIRWOGNERHLIHAFS