SPAM TOPIC

[MagmarFire]

I have a goldfish?

. . .

Oh. That would explain why it feels neglected.

[Mysterious F.]

You need to give it more attention. You know, like buying it a goldfish bowl... mabye...  

[Commodore Axilon]

Look how sad it is.

[MagmarFire]

u foto dockterer u

[Commodore Axilon]

No photoshop trickery here. That is your goldfish.

He is crying out for your love.

[Mysterious F.]

That isn't his goldfish, it actually HAS a fish bowl/tank.

[Commodore Axilon]

I'm sorry, but who's been stalking Mags for a couple of months now and has several pictures of him and his house?

I'm pretty sure it's not you.

[MagmarFire]

Then why would "my goldfish" need some love if he already has a bowl? Huh? Huh?

[Commodore Axilon]

You don't feed him.

He's resorted to luring some of the numerous insects that infest your domicile into his tank to keep himself alive.

Also, he just wants you to spend time with him.

[MagmarFire]

Bah, he has a fish friend named Jerry. That's good enough.

[Mysterious F.]

I have an idea! Let's put MagmarFire in the fish bowl with his goldfish!  

[DW]

I think that would break several anti-pollution laws.

[Keaton]

Oh, wheeeeeere is my hairbrush?

I gave it to the Peach, 'cause he's got hair.

[Twilight Wolf]

I figured this topic needed revival. Just for fun.

[MagmarFire]

Zug zug applesauce.