Scenes from a hat

[DW]

My shoe's untied.

[Hi no Seijin]

Hold on, let me shoot you.  *said while reaching for camera*


Yeah, yeah, I'm ripping off of Full House. >>

[Keaton]

Don't tell anyone, but there's oil under my house.

[MagmarFire]

"So, was it called 'Watergate,' Mr. President?"

[Carpet Merchant]

*draws*
If our pets could talk.

[Hi no Seijin]

FEED ME NOW!


That's what they would be saying most of the time.  At least my dogs would.

[MagmarFire]

"Why is this idiot waving a stick in front of my face...?"

[Keaton]

hey

hey

hey hey

hey hey hey hey hey!

[Pale Dim]

"This can isn't going to open itself, you know. Now that we have established the problem here, I believe it is time for my scratchy post. And clean that box, while your at it. It's starting to smell."

[MagmarFire]

"Bacon sucks. It's sausage that wins."


Oooh, the irony.

[HylianHero92]

My dog is really stupid and eats everything, so...

"What is that and can I eat it?"

[Pale Dim]

My dogs:
"If I don't get at least 27 hours of sleep a day, I'm useless."

I'm looking at them right now. And they are out-cold.

[Keaton]

*rummages through Fry's old hat*

*draws*

Times when you should never say "that's what she said".

[Pale Dim]

During a meeting with Congress.

[Pyrgusfinn]

During a job interview... unless you are supposed to be a comedian.