Scenes from a hat

[Carpet Merchant]

I can assure you madame Strawberry, I have full knowledge on proper condom usage.

I pictured you talking to strawberry short cake.
.....Anyway.

*draws*
Fear Factor for Celebrities.

[Keaton]

"We're sorry, Ms. Lopez, but we're going to have to perform an emergency glutectomy."

[MagmarFire]

"Okay, put this jacket on... No, it hasn't been dry-cleaned."

[Twilight Wolf]

"Your challenge today: Spend real quality time with your child. There will be no cameras, so it can't be done just for publicity, and there will be no nanny."

That is one of the major things I can't stand about celebrities.

[DW]

"Public non-exposure."

[Carpet Merchant]

*Draws*

Classified ads that won't get many responses.

[Keaton]

Kind, young man seeks for quiet girl.  For more information, contact Willsborough Penitentiary, Cell Block D, Inmate 24601.

[MagmarFire]

Worker seeks job in buzz cut testing. Call Colin Mochrie at 555-5551.

[Mr. bubbles]

Man that will work for food

Hobo at corner of 5th street and 5th avenue

[Carpet Merchant]

Woo! Still alive!

*draws*
Times when "That's what she said" is the worst possible response.

[Hi no Seijin]

Any response to a family member.

Sorry, I can't really think of an actual line.

[DW]

"I do."

[MagmarFire]

"It's a boy!"

[Carpet Merchant]

"That giant snake just bit me!"

[MagmarFire]

"Do you realize how fast you were just going?"