How Zelda affects everyday life.

[Keaton]

Please, post here things that you think and/or visualize in everyday life thanks to Zelda.

For example.  Whenever someone posts something normally, with A giant 'LOL' attached to the end of it, I imagine the skinny servant of Igos du Ikana laughing when he's a severed head.  I don't know why, I just do.

So yeah.

[Twilight Wolf]

Cutscenes from the CD-i Zelda games invade my thoughts regularly.

"I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"

[Keaton]

I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!

[Twilight Wolf]

"My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"

[DW]

I carved the fourth piece of the triforce into my left hand. It's the Triforce of Masculinity. And it's real, and I have it.

I am also typing this from inside a psychiatric ward.

[Gamefreak]

I regularly break into people's houses and smash their ceramics in the hopes of finding jewels.

I also slaughter chickens in the hopes of provoking the Great Chicken Armogeddan!

And to keep with the tradition of this thread:

"Squadulah!  We're off!"

[Goosey]

I play the song of healing over my dead goldfish to see if a mask will appear.

[DW]

...You know, I'm being 100% honest when I say I've been wearing skirts and tights lately.

[Commodore Axilon]

Weren't you also in some kind of play once where you played a woman? You like dressed the part and everything.

Hmm...interesting.

[DW]

Yes, that's actually what I was talking about. I'm also in another play now where I play a woman. Only this time, my character actually is a woman, and not a man pretending to be a woman. Great stuff. Speaking of stuff, my cotton chesticles are enormous.

[Gamefreak]

Pics now!!

Whenever I'm in trouble in band, I play my friend's flute hoping a bird will carry me away.

[MasterKeyX]

I always watch out for something that might suck me down and eat my clothes when im in the ocean. And when I'm in the pool I constantly try to generate an electrical barrier around myself.

[MagmarFire]

When I'm camping, I sometimes like to go into a bush, launch myself up into the air, and drop nuts on people.

[Keaton]

This thread is just silly now... <_<


When I see animals running in groups in the woods, I look around for a pedestal with a sword sticking out.

[MagmarFire]

I take a chicken and I jump off a cliff, thinking it will somehow make me glide to safety.




...I was wrong.