Bomb Shelter

[Twilight Wolf]

"We must remain ever vigilant against the evil of boredom!" Twilight Wolf said, slamming his hand on the desk. "We cannot eradicate it entirely, but we must keep it at bay!"

[MasterKeyX]

MasterKey laughed quietly in the background, watching TW and ZV discuss boredom.

[Twilight Wolf]

Twilight Wolf once again felt the need to revive this topic to bring more activity to the Chatboard.

[Keaton]

Tacheon shoves a Jungle King Mk. II hunting knife through Twilight Wolf's jugular.  Twilight Wolf loses the ability to speak, as well as the ability to pump blood to the brain.

[Twilight Wolf]

Twilight Wolf, struggling to move, reaches slowly over and hits the "Reset" button.

Now fully restored, Twilight Wolf now proceeds to create a neck shield out of sheets of scrap aluminum.

[Keaton]

Tacheon realizes that the bomb shelter is named as such because it is a giant bomb.

[Twilight Wolf]

What Tacheon doesn't realize, however, thought Twilight Wolf smugly, is that there is no chance of it actually going off because the necessary explosive elements have been removed!

[Keaton]

Tacheon finds some random explosive components lying around.  He puts them in the main catalytic reactor and pushes the 'detonate' button.

[Twilight Wolf]

Twilight Wolf laughs at Tacheon's general silliness.

[Keaton]

Twilight Wolf, Tacheon, and anyone else who have posted in this topic die in an inferno of torment.

[Twilight Wolf]

A cockroach that survived the blast steps on the "Reset" button, and all is well again.

[Keaton]

As Tacheon re-enters, he accidentally knocks the cartridge out.

Everyone is stuck in place for all of eternity.

[Twilight Wolf]

"And so, Tacheon's clumsiness caused the end of the world as we know it," read Father from the big, red book. "The moral? Living inside a Nintendo 64 can be dangerous if there are people that can't be trusted. And now, children," said Father kindly as he closed the aged book, "it's time for you to go to sleep. Good night," he spoke in a low voice, closing the door gently behind him.

[Keaton]

The boy chuckled to himself and pulled his machete from under the covers.  From now on, he would decide when to go to sleep.

[MasterKeyX]

MasterKey randomly entered this the topic and was quite surprised to read Tacheon's disturbed previous post...