Bomb Shelter

[Takun]

Sensing a disturbance in the force, Takun summons Pedo Bear to attack ZT.

[Zoratunic]

ZT hands the pedo bear the DS, and lets him play it for the next 30 years.

[Takun]

After realizing that there are no underage children removing some form of clothing in Animal Crossing, he continues to attack ZT.

[Twilight Wolf]

Twilight Wolf realizes that he is the only user online that isn't a moderator.

[gannon666]

Oh no run from the modoretars lol

[Twilight Wolf]

Whoa necropost

I don't even remember what was going on in this topic.

[Darth Wyndisis]

"Get him!!!!!!!!!" shouted Darth Wyndisis.

[Twilight Wolf]

Oh, I see now, we were supposed to be talking in third-person.

Realizing this, Twilight Wolf begins speaking in this way again. "I had a good laugh reading this topic over again," he says with a chuckle. "Such silliness. Ah, summer..."

[HylianHero92]

Thoroughly confused as to where Twilight Wolf got this absurd notion, Earthbound Hero 92 says "Ummm.... what triggered the desire to talk in third person?" 

[Twilight Wolf]

THIS THREAD IS NOW THIRD PERSON

YOU MUST ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE TELLING A STORY, OR YOUR POST WILL BE BALEETED

Tacheon walked back into the main room, cradling a bottle of Smirnof in his arms.  He plopped down on the couch, which responded by giving a weak, dusty oof.

"This is the post that commanded it," pointed out Twilight Wolf. "You'd do well to follow it; Tacheon is serious business."

[Hi no Seijin]

"I will defy the rules of this topic," HNS stated foolishly.

[MagmarFire]

"And I will break the fourth wall!" MagmarFire declared. "MagmarFire is typing this right now!"

[Hi no Seijin]

HNS screechs, screaming in the general direction of where Mags live, "You fool!  You will kill us all!"

[MagmarFire]

A confused look splats itself across MagmarFire's face as he says with bemusement, "How does breaking the fourth wall doom us all?"

[Hi no Seijin]

HNS's head makes contact with the desk as he replies in disgruntled tones, "If you break the fourth wall, it will come crashing down on us.  Duh."