Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[DW]

Just for a minute, can we do the bump?

[MasterKeyX]

Only if you pay me.

[Keaton]

Only if you pay me.

I love you.

[DW]

Good play, old chap.

Of course I'll pay you.

[MasterKeyX]

I love you.

Your love is worth nothing to me *female-dog slaps Tacheon*

How much will you be paying me?  :D

[Keaton]

Your love is worth nothing to me *female-dog slaps Tacheon*

That's not going to cost me extra, is it?

[DW]

I'll pay you in backrubs...

[MasterKeyX]

 :P :P :P

Tach, it costs you $40 extra. I'm expensive.

Shika, I require 100 backrubs in 10 seconds.

GO

[MagmarFire]

Shika, I think maybe you'll need a sander for that kind of speed. :P

[Carpet Merchant]

Well the time limit's up, so either he already discovered that or his hands are now charred stumps.

[MasterKeyX]

Charred stumps? I can't have a slave with charred stumps...

[DW]

My feet are still working. *sizzle*

[MasterKeyX]

 :-* You're gonna get blood all over my back.

And since when was I some sort of master?  :P

[Carpet Merchant]

How deep would the oceans be if there were no sponges? Would we be underwater?

[Keaton]

Tell me, MasterKeyX, do you fear death?