Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Haha I see what you did there

[The Glamour Nazi]

wut i do thar?

[Hi no Seijin]

You flew straight to the moon!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Because you wanted cheese!!1!

[The Glamour Nazi]

But I PUNCHED IT INSTEAD!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

And then you took a nap on the chunk of moon that you punched off!

[Hi no Seijin]

Meanwhile, the rest of the moon is spiraling towards Mars!

[The Glamour Nazi]

But then jupiter shoots mars so the moon could go to the asteroid belt!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

And then blows up due to a freak accident that make one of the asteroids blow up!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Then a giant space ninja stuck one up his nose!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

And shoots it toward the Earth!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Then Chuck Norris put on a jetpack to push the earth out of the way of the thing.

[Hi no Seijin]

But then a gaint space flea attacks Earth out of nowhere while Chuck Norris is busy pushing Earth!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Then a giant bug spray shoots the flea!

[Hi no Seijin]

The flea's armor protects it from all attacks, especially spray attacks!  But the lovable rogue discovers that the armor is weak on the underside!  All one would need is a weapon that can penetrate far into the body!