Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[MagmarFire]

What? DX

[Pale Dim]

Yeah. She was creepy. I didn't find this out until the night of the prom, though.  :(

[The Glamour Nazi]

daughter of a convicted killer

I fail to see what this has to do with a girl herself...

[Pale Dim]

I guess I need to explain. The whole family was messed up. The father was an ex-convict who was actually imprisoned for rape.

The mother was a heavy smoker who looked like my Grandmother. Only she was in her 40's. She also kept a handgun in the glove compartment of her car.

Her older brother was a former Navy soldier who committed suicide.

She, after a while, showed that yes, she had some mental disabilities and was bound to be as messed up as the rest of the family. She would also get mad at me from time to time for no apparent reason (even if it had nothing to do with her monthly), and she had a thing for dark humor.

Sorry I didn't make it any clearer.

[The Glamour Nazi]

That's a lot different than what you said.

My girlfriend gets angry at me for no reason, but it's just because she's a type 2 tsundere and I don't mind it.

In fact, I do enjoy it sometimes.

But my girl doesn't enjoy dark humor or exhibit signs of any mental diseases.

[Pale Dim]

Well, I was planning on keeping those parts secret, but literally, the less you know, the better.

[MagmarFire]

It seems you avoided a train wreck by cutting off, then.

[Pale Dim]

I thought so.

[The Glamour Nazi]

PARTY!

[Pale Dim]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Glamour Nazi]

We're gonna party like it's 1999

[MagmarFire]

Why do people always add "9" to the end of their party dates?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because nine is three three times.

And let's party like it's 1799.

[Pale Dim]

I'm gonna party like it's 2011.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I'm gonna party like it's 2019.

fix'd