Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[MagmarFire]

Tobbing, that's what.

[Mysterious F.]

Tobi is a good boy.

[Hi no Seijin]

Sobi is a good dog.

[Twilight Wolf]

Sobe is a good drink.

[Keaton]

Moby is a good dick.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Moby dick is a pretty good dick whale.

[Twilight Wolf]

moby is a pretty cool guy

ehs made of stars and doesn't afraid of anything

[Darth Wyndisis]

SERIOUSLY WAS MOBY DICK MADE OF STARS LIKE SERIOUSLY?????????????????

[Keaton]

yes

[MagmarFire]

spoiler warning, guise

[Hi no Seijin]

I know.  Some of us weren't forced to read Moby Dick.

[Mysterious F.]

Half of the book is the story of Captain Ishmael, the other half is just random trivia about whales. Honestly, there's probably more whale trivia in the book than actual story.

I honestly kind of hated it.

[MagmarFire]

Maybe there should be an abridged version.

[Hi no Seijin]

There probably is.  And if not, I'll work on one.  Well, no, I won't, but it's the thought that counts, right?

[MagmarFire]

Of course.

But the action counts as two points.