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Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

Started by Keaton, July 11, 2008, 04:52:53 PM

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Darth Wyndisis


DW

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Keaton


DW

QuoteMe:
Let's get down to business.
God:
OK let's do  it.
Me:
To defeat the Huns!
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
Did they send me daughters?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
When I asked for sons?
God:
I will make a note of that and tell my botmaster.
Me:
You're the saddest bunch that I've ever met
God:
I will make a note of that and tell my botmaster.
Me:
But you can bet before we're through
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
MISTER
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I'll make a man out of you!
God:
Explain your plans to me.
Me:
Tranquil as the forest
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
but a fire within.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Once you find your center
God:
When?  That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
You are sure to win!
God:
You think I am  sure to win.
Me:
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  spineless pale pathetic lot?  Maybe.
Me:
And you haven't got a clue!
God:
No I am clueless.
Me:
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
God:
Are you asking about my  Somehow you will make a man out ?
Me:
I'm never gonna catch my breath
God:
Never is a long time.
Me:
Say goodbye to those who knew me!
God:
" goodbye to those who knew me".
Me:
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
God:
Oh boy.  Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
This guy's got 'em scared to death!
God:
I get it. He  s got em scared to death.
Me:
Hope he doesn't see right through me!
God:
Why do you hope for  it.
Me:
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
God:
Why now?  You really do?  I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
We must be swift as the coursing river!
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
With all the force of a great typhoon!
God:
You and your  all the force of a great typhoon.
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
With all the strength of a raging fire!
God:
You and your  all the strength of a raging fire.
Me:
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Time is racing toward us!
God:
To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me:
Till the Huns arrive!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Heed my every order
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
And you might survive!
God:
Thanks for the information:  said I survive.
Me:
You're unsuited for
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  unsuited for.
Me:
The rage of war!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
So pack up, go home, you're through!
God:
That's interesting.  All of them?
Me:
How could I make a man out of you?
God:
Is this a joke?
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
We must be swift as the coursing river!
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
With all the force of a great typhoon!
God:
You and your  all the force of a great typhoon.
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
With all the strength of a raging fire!
God:
You and your  all the strength of a raging fire.
Me:
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  pack up go home me.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
(music stops)
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
We must be swift as the coursing river!
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
With all the force of a great typhoon!
God:
You and your  all the force of a great typhoon.
Me:
BE A MAN
God:
OK I will try to be  A MAN.
Me:
With all the strength of a raging fire!
God:
You and your  all the strength of a raging fire.
Me:
Mysterious as
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
The dark side of
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
(end song)
God:
  Glad to see you,  end song.
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cacturnerules

Quote from: Shika on November 24, 2008, 03:37:45 PM
This Tacheon has over 9000 more topic percents.

and by the way, <9000% means less than 9000%. >9000% means more than 9000%.

You're welcome. :)

Hi no Seijin

Yes, I think we're all aware of what the > and < signs mean.
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

Keaton

Yes, I am aware that this topic has less than nine thousand percent more Tacheon-- elsewise it would explode.

Heck, if someone were to even mention that this topic had over nine thousand percent more Tacheon, th

DW

Quote from: FishyRules on November 24, 2008, 04:48:14 PM
Quote from: Shika on November 24, 2008, 03:37:45 PM
This Tacheon has over 9000 more topic percents.

and by the way, <9000% means less than 9000%. >9000% means more than 9000%.

You're welcome. :)

First off, 'twas a reversal to try and combat the severe lack of over 9000% Tacheon this topic posessed.

Second off, you are not about to lecture me on matters of intelligence.

Third off, you ca
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Twilight Wolf

I can't post in this topic since I'm on a low-Tacheon diet. I can only post in 1% Tacheon topics.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

DW

Skim Tacheon?

Anyways, look, this topic actually removes your Tacheon now.
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Hi no Seijin

Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

Darth Wyndisis

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on November 25, 2008, 06:18:23 PM
I post Tacheon since this in Tacheon. I'm 1% on topic a low-post diet I can only in can't topics.
Watch the the run-on sentences.  GAWD!!!!!  Kids these days.  Can't teach 'em anything.

Twilight Wolf

Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on November 25, 2008, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Twilight Wolf on November 25, 2008, 06:18:23 PM
I post Tacheon since this in Tacheon. I'm 1% on topic a low-post diet I can only in can't topics.
Watch the the run-on sentences GAWD kids these days...  Can't teach 'em anything

Watch the run-on sentences.

Also, improve your punctuation.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

MagmarFire




Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Darth Wyndisis