Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[Twilight Wolf]

GMOD!!!!

Huh?

[Pale Dim]

Why are we cutting off our sentences lik

[Darth Wyndisis]

Has anyone ever seen Mr. Twilight Wolf working instead of plundering, stealing, and living off the sweat of others? Which of the seven deadly sins -- pride, envy, anger, sadness, avarice, gluttony, and lust -- does Twilight Wolf not commit on a daily basis? And why is Twilight Wolf so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? This letter is not the place to explore the answers to those questions. Its purpose is instead to view the realms of parasitism and racialism not as two opposing poles but as two continua. Let's review the errors in Twilight Wolf's statements in order. First, everything Twilight Wolf writes is larded with indiscriminate name dropping, the quality and quantity of which would embarrass the most shameless mover and shaker at your average literary cocktail party. Although before bothering us with his next batch of venom-spouting publicity stunts, he should review the rules of writing a persuasive essay, most notably the one about sticking to the topic the writer establishes, Twilight Wolf and I are as different as chalk and cheese. He, for instance, wants to saddle the economy with crippling debt. I, on the other hand, want to beat Twilight Wolf at his own game. That's why I need to tell you that I am disgusted by his overweening displays of moral leprosy. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: He coins polysyllabic neologisms to make his roorbacks sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary.

I am, of course, referring to a recent occurrence that is so well-known it requires no comment except to add that Twilight Wolf is absolutely determined to believe that he possesses infinite wisdom, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. Whenever he tries to fortify our feeble spirits with a few rehearsed words of bravado, I can't help but think that some profligate, rash knuckle-draggers are actually considering helping him compromise the things that define us, including integrity, justice, love, and sharing. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Twilight Wolf on numerous occasions.

Twilight Wolf's arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. I want to thank Twilight Wolf for his subliminal psywar campaigns. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how poxy Twilight Wolf can be.

Twilight Wolf's theories have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together -- life! Twilight Wolf should start developing the parts of his brain that have been impaired by irreligionism. At least then he'll stop trying to use organized violence to suppress opposition. If you can make any sense out his pestiferous, unforgiving smear tactics then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. Twilight Wolf's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is his gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable him to torment, harry, and persecute anyone who crosses his path.

Once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that by writing this letter, I am honestly sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Twilight Wolf will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to question my existence although another possibility is that if we look beyond his delusions of grandeur, we see that some people have said that forbearance and kindly deportment are lost upon Twilight Wolf. Maybe. But I'm more inclined to believe that Twilight Wolf's unrealistic imprecations may have serious repercussions, even beyond the issue of corporatism. Stated differently, the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of him. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I warrant that there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent Twilight Wolf has tried to advertise "magical" diets and bogus weight-loss pills. The other is whether or not if you've read this far then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me.

Even though Twilight Wolf gives flattering titles to his natural distempers, Twilight Wolf's fairy tales epitomize our most uncouth, Pecksniffian instincts. Have you noticed that that hasn't been covered at all by the mainstream media? Maybe they're afraid that Twilight Wolf will retaliate by breaking down our communities. He is indisputably up to something. I don't know exactly what, but sometime in the future Twilight Wolf will create profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will definitely happen if we don't remove the misunderstanding that Twilight Wolf has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world.

It is as if we were safely on the bank of a raging river, enjoying a picnic with our friends and family, when a bunch of the worst classes of negligent, quarrelsome doofuses I've ever seen came along and threw us into the river. Not only must we struggle to avoid drowning in the raging torrent of Twilight Wolf-sponsored Trotskyism, but we must crawl out of the river before we can fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that Twilight Wolf's manuscripts have become. He accuses me of being blasphemous whenever I state that his drones are easily manipulated. All right, I'll admit that I have a sharp tongue and sometimes write with a bit of a poison pen but the fact remains that just because Twilight Wolf and his apparatchiks don't like being labelled as "peremptory swindlers" or "nettlesome rascals" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. Okay, then, let's move onto the really good part of this letter, the part in which I get to tell you that he hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What Twilight Wolf lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that he has so frequently lied about how laws are meant to be broken that some weaker-minded people are starting to believe it. We need to explain to such people that when I say that Twilight Wolf is morally debased and has no convictions of right or wrong, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that he can achieve his goals by friendly and moral conduct. This is a common fallacy held by damnable jabberers.

Twilight Wolf is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. He wants to dilute the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom then you should be working with me to say "no" to his disreputable perorations.

Believe it or not, I really want to believe that Twilight Wolf is a decent, honest person. Unfortunately, as is often the case, what I want to believe proves to be fantasy. The truth is that Twilight Wolf is totally blinkered, as he has proved to my complete satisfaction. His intent is to prevent us from asking questions. Twilight Wolf doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false.

Twilight Wolf will stop at nothing to damn this nation and this world to Hell. This may sound outrageous but if it were fiction I would have thought of something more credible. As it stands, I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that Twilight Wolf's equivocations are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us in a matter of days. Society must soon decide either to get the Twilight Wolf monkey off our backs and off other people's backs as well or else to let Twilight Wolf mortgage away our future. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that Twilight Wolf is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, he operates under cover of self-created screen. Twilight Wolf seizes in his long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. Still, the issue of what to do about Mr. Twilight Wolf's yellow-bellied, maladroit opinions is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

[Twilight Wolf]

Huh?

[Darth Wyndisis]

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!  DISREGARD THAT, I LEIK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hi no Seijin]

Why are we cutting off our sentences lik

What are you talking about?  You're the only one doi

[long post]

I felt as if I have read something similar to that before.

[Darth Wyndisis]

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
lolol

[Twilight Wolf]

lol jk, i liek mudkipz

[Pale Dim]

I heard you like mudkipz.

When the heck did that start, and why?

[Hi no Seijin]

I don't know when or why, but I'm going to answer anyway.

When?  When Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire first came out.

Why?  Why not?

[Keaton]

The entire last page made me feel good about myself.  I think we should make a topic where every page is devoted to making a different person feel good about themselves.

TW, MAKE IT SO

[Twilight Wolf]

The entire last page made me feel good about myself.  I think we should make a topic where every page is devoted to making a different person feel good about themselves.

TW, MAKE IT SO

I'm on it, sir.

[Darth Wyndisis]

ZPIKDUM

[DW]

The entire last page made me feel good about myself.  I think we should make a topic where every page is devoted to making a different person feel good about themselves.

TW, MAKE IT SO

I'm on it, sir.

What she said, that is.

[Darth Wyndisis]

^{lol XD}