Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Eh, I'll just have my chili. ^w^

Ooh, hey, everyone! It's TW's birthday today! :D

Which means it's also Brawl Day! W0000t!!!! ^_^

NO WONDER MY BRAWL DISC WORKS AGAIN!

[Hi no Seijin]

An e-mail my mom sent me.  Work safe so long as you don't get in trouble for surfing the web at work.

A TRIP TO COSTCO         

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably  shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd  lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

[The Glamour Nazi]

EPIC WIN!

[Darth Wyndisis]

Aw, why won't Costco let her shop there anymore?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Because she's too awesome. They won't let her because they're jealous.

[MagmarFire]

Blargh, the Zelda wars you see when you go on KHI...

Mark my words WWIII is going to be over a loz argument

Amen, brah. :-*

[Hi no Seijin]

Blargh, the Zelda wars you see when you go on KHI...

Mark my words WWIII is going to be over a loz argument

Amen, brah. :-*

Wha?

[The Glamour Nazi]

I wonder if I can start a flame war with one sentence...

Toradora is a good anime.

Lets see if it works.

[MagmarFire]

Wha?

Just take my word for it... *fetal position*

[The Glamour Nazi]

Dah, didn't work.

[Darth Wyndisis]

i have no idea what's going on

[The Glamour Nazi]

I said Toradora is a good anime and cause a flame war.

Look at it rage.

[Pale Dim]

This is an outrage. I have never heard such blaspemy. ::)

[Hi no Seijin]

Then you have obviously never been to Hell.

[Pale Dim]

lol Can't say that I have. <(0.0<)