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[Keaton]

That's me trying to say, "OH MY GOD THE SKIN IS PEELING OFF OF MY TONGUE", but I can't... because my mouth is busy being raped by gauze.  I can't eat anything!  I have to drink through a bloody straw for the love of god...

halp pls

[Twilight Wolf]

Could you explain to us what happened that led to this event? That might help us help you.

[Keaton]

I was sitting here on my computer running my tongue through my teeth when I felt a weird bump.  The more I sort of scraped the bump with my teeth, the more skin came off.

And now I'm here.

I'm an idiot.

[DW]

Well, at least it was the tongue and not your forehead or more unsavory places.

[Twilight Wolf]

Well, first of all, don't scrape your tongue with your teeth anymore.

Second, drink something cold. That'll help make it feel better.

[Commodore Axilon]

I told you those titanium teeth were a bad idea!

But seriously, hope that gets better. Not being able to eat sounds like it'd be pretty rough.

[Keaton]

You guys are so nice, thanks.  :3

Well, at least it was the tongue and not your forehead or more unsavory places.

I'd love for you to explain how I'm supposed to scrape the flesh off of my forehead using only my teeth.

[DW]

South Park did it. One guy ate his face.

So how big was this lump?

[Keaton]

About the size of a Wonka Nerd.

[DW]

...Well, I'm incredibly tempted to say "Congratulations, you killed cancer!" But that'd probably be in bad taste, so I won't say it.

I've had those bumps before, never popped them though. They usually go away after a few days.

[Twilight Wolf]

Those bump things you get on your tongue are irritating, but I've never had one that big...

[Keaton]

Now I've lost all sensation in that part of my tongue, and there's a bunch of dead skin I can peel off with my teeth.

It's kinda of neat.

Just keeping you upated.

[DW]

You better watch out, or you'll go the way of the Million Dollar Baby >.>

[Axel]

Wow, um this is not the topic I wanna be reading while I was eating... lol but hope that gets better for you, I had that happen once, but I didn't try to pop it, it hurts to much... As long as you didn't get one in your ear, lol those are the worst!

[MagmarFire]

Ugh, reminds me of the time I bit my tongue while playing hockey... It...wasn't pretty. Or painless. I could hardly eat for awhile, and I sounded like Sean Connery for awhile afterward.