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ZE MONSTER FIGHT!

Started by Takun, July 26, 2008, 08:39:40 PM

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Who would win in a creature fight?

Zombie
2 (40%)
Werewolf
1 (20%)
Vampire
1 (20%)
Swamp Monster
0 (0%)
Your Mom
1 (20%)
0 (0%)
0 (0%)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 3

Takun

I think a Zombie would. Because if it bites/scratches you then you turn into one of it. So he could make a Werewolf-Zombie hybrid. Or a Vampire-Zombie Hybrid.
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Axel


Takun

Then vote for your mother, dont just not vote.
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Axel

What if I don't want to vote?

Keaton

Ugh, you ruin everything, man.

And "your mom" also fits in all the other categories... :-\

Darth Wyndisis


Axel

You can't kill me, I'm immortal. :D

Takun

Then I'll zombify you. And not the monster. The Haitian Zombie, the one that loses all free will to it's new master.  
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Fishalicious

If Hitler came back as a zombie, would he attack Jews, or Neo-Nazis?

That being said, I'd say a zombie.

Zelda Veteran

Werewolf.
Werewolves would rip a Zombie to pieces limb from limb, making it immobile. A Vampire wouldn't even be able to get close to it (as vampires normally hunt in packs to kill), and a swamp monster... well, it and it's crappy effects and low speed wouldn't stand a chance. Werewolves are fast, ferocious, mighty, and agile. My mom would honestly be terrified, so... Yeah.... just throwing that out there.

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Takun

Quote from: Fisk on July 27, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
If Hitler came back as a zombie, would he attack Jews, or Neo-Nazis?

That being said, I'd say a zombie.
VOOOOOOOTE.

Anyway, to ZV, the Zombie would spit in the werewolf's mouth as it howled an attempted victory. At least that what I would do.
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darkphantomime

Wait a minute, since when can Zombies spit? I was under the assumption that all their bodily fluids had evaporated, leaving their body as a decaying corpse...

Fishalicious

Not all the fluids can evaporate, as there needs to be some sort of fluid in the body to remain locomotion.

Of course, you usually need to be alive to help with that too.

Keaton

Quote from: JQ Pickwick on July 27, 2008, 03:37:22 PM
Wait a minute, since when can Zombies spit? I was under the assumption that all their bodily fluids had evaporated, leaving their body as a decaying corpse...

It's the bacteria in the saliva that infects you in the first place.  duh

Axel

I still say mother would. because she would nag you to death. :D