WHY ARE TACHEON LOCK THREAD

[DW]

it's Vampire Potter!

[Rev Rabies]

I found the source of the ticking noise! it's a pipebomb!

[The Glamour Nazi]

HAR HAR PIDDLE DEE DEE!

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

[Darth Wyndisis]

Now for a excerpt from a less infamous, yet still horrible fanfic:

Link slowly makes his way through the forest. He asks a Gossip Stone the time and it says "9:21!" He continues on up the stairs and slowly opens up a door. As he walks inside and closes the door many arms grasp onto him pulling him down on the bed.

"Hey!" Link cries, "what's the big idea?"

"Link! It's me, Saria!" the green-haired one yells.

"Don't forget us!" the red-haired one exclaims.

"Saria? Malon?? Ruto?! and-" Link is stops talking as he sees a fourth figure walk up.

"Nabooru?" Link asks confused, "what are you doing here?"

"Oh, c'mon Link! You know what we want!" Malon says.

"It can't be..." Link whispers.

[The Glamour Nazi]

O/////o

My brain is leaking from my ears...

[Uximadesk]

Urgh...
*twitches*

[The Glamour Nazi]

Wait...

At least Saria made up for both Nabooru (sorry the nose is just...) and *shudder* Ruto...

[Darth Wyndisis]

But Ruto can shape-shift.

[Uximadesk]

WAT 0-0*
please expand on that

[The Glamour Nazi]

Yes, please explain that...

[Darth Wyndisis]

In that particular fanfic Ruto can transform into the form of a Hylian.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Hm....

That is interesting...

That is interesting....

[DW]

What is this fanfic?

[Darth Wyndisis]

How do I put this?  It is a very poorly written and overly descriptive "story" about Link and several other characters having s engaging in certain adult activities.

[DW]

What's it titled? Bet you it's something retarded.