I have a theory.

[Commodore Axilon]

yeah that's what i said


My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

[Twilight Wolf]

I know. Just confirming.

I just wonder what Gannon's up to!

[Commodore Axilon]

oh ok cool

Your Majesty, Gannon and his minions have seized the Island of Koridai.

[Twilight Wolf]

So how've you been lately?

Hmm... how can we help?

[Commodore Axilon]

pretty good

how about yourself ?

It is written: "Only Link can defeat Gannon."

[darkphantomime]

I feel bloated, my stomachs felt weird all day.

[Twilight Wolf]

That's good to hear, Commodore.

JQ: I recommend Alka-Seltzer.

Great! I'll grab my stuff!

[darkphantomime]

I recommend Alka-hol

[Commodore Axilon]

that stuff'll mess you up man

There is no time. Your sword is enough.

[Twilight Wolf]

Alcohol is not the solution for everything, you know. It could make your problem even worse.

How about a kiss? For luck.

[Hi no Seijin]

i herd tat stuff make u leik mudkipz

[Commodore Axilon]

but what if u already liek mudkipz ?

You've got to be kidding.

[Twilight Wolf]

You implode.

See, JQ? That's why it would be better to just take some Alka-Seltzer.

Squadala! We are off!

[darkphantomime]

I have yet to get drunk.

How's that for not drinking alcohol?

[Hi no Seijin]

then u hate mudkipz & they kill ur face

never mind i liek TW answer gooder