Hey DW

[MagmarFire]

ALL RIGHT!!! BOTH FIGHTERS, PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!

3! 2!! 1!!! GO!!!!

[Twilight Wolf]

I'm going to be selling "Knife Fight '08" souvenirs after the match, just so you know.

[darkphantomime]

Someone pass me a drink. I really need it now. *sad*

[Commodore Axilon]

lay your troubles on me slick

[Twilight Wolf]

Would you like a beer in a "Knife Fight '08" souvenir commemorative glass?

[darkphantomime]

Friend A blocks me, Friend A is pretty close to me. I ask Friend A why she blocks me, she says Friend B told her something that I said that insulted her. The insult was directed at Friend B, not Friend A. Now JQ is pissed the hell off at Friend B.

[Keaton]

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[Twilight Wolf]

I don't believe you.

[DW]

Lazors are cheating! You've lost your street cred!

Fine, I won't use them.  I was just stating how much cooler I am because my knife has lazors.

...

HAX!

[Twilight Wolf]

You've gotta admit, a lazorknife is pretty cool. Almost as cool as a swordgun.

[DW]

But...it defeats the purpose of having a knife to have a laser in it  :(

[Twilight Wolf]

He's not going to use the laser, silly. It'll be a pure knife fight. As referee, I'll make sure no lazors are fired.

[DW]

But once it fires it'll be too late to do anything about it!

Besides, my point is why would he have it in the first place?

[Keaton]

Because it's cool?

[Twilight Wolf]

It's a multipurpose knife. Mine, for example, has a regular blade, a smaller blade, scissors, a Dreamcast, and a Phillips head screwdriver. DW's has a lazor.

Don't worry, like I said, no lazor firing will take place during the match. If it happens, you'll win by default.