Hey DW

[Keaton]

GODDOMMOT INTERNET LESSON TIME

A "lazor" is a superawesomeite-based beam, generally fired via mouth.

The term you're looking for is "laser", meaning "Light Amplified by Stimulated Emission of Radiation".

[Twilight Wolf]

I know all that. DW's knife has the aforementioned "lazor."

Hooray for paying attention!

[Darth Wyndisis]

Let's put up our stats.

Darth Wyndisis:
Speed: >9000
Attack: >9000
Defense: >9000
Special: >9000

[Carpet Merchant]

WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!
WHAT!? 9000!?!

[Hi no Seijin]

Don't worry, like I said, no lazor firing will take place during the match. If it happens, you'll win by default.

Even if you, you know, die.

[DW]

Let's put up our stats.

Darth Wyndisis:
Speed: >9000
Attack: >9000
Defense: >9000
Special: >9000

...

HAX!

Well, I've got the Jewfish Marines by my side. So if we fight underwater, you're screwed.

[MagmarFire]

As per official knife fight rules, we will be fighting in the sky. No water. Sorry! :)

[Mysterious F.]

Why don't we fight this in a place with no oxygen, like the Moon? That would make things much more interesting.

[MagmarFire]

Hah, we'll already be so high up that the amount of oxygen will be too thin to notice. Don't you worry, Whocares. ;)

[Twilight Wolf]

I don't know, I think the low gravity conditions of the moon, coupled with the extreme temperatures, would make for a very interesting fight.

[Commodore Axilon]

Hah, we'll already be so high up that the amount of oxygen will be too thin to notice. Don't you worry, Whocares. ;)

i'm pretty high up right now if you know what i mean

[Twilight Wolf]

So that was your hot air balloon I saw drifting by a few minutes ago?

[Commodore Axilon]

High in the sense of being stoned

get it ?

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone.
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, Something's out there.
Floating in the summer sky.
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons.
floating in the summer sky.
Panic bells, it's red alert.
There's something here from somewhere else.
The war machine springs to life.
Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky.
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street.
99 ministers meet.
To worry, worry, super-scurry.
Call the troops out in a hurry.
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war.
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero.
Everyone's a Captain Kirk.
With orders to identify.
To clarify and classify.
Scramble in the summer sky.
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had.
In every one a red balloon.
It's all over and I'm standing pretty.
In this dust that was a city.
If I could find a souvenier.
Just to prove the world was here.
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go

and here I am up so high
just like a red balloon in the sky.

[Twilight Wolf]

You're not a good role model for the kids.

[darkphantomime]

You're not a good role model for the kids.

You mean me right? I thought I was the role model.

Oh wait...

*goes back to watching Up in Smoke with  Commodore*