ok guys

[Twilight Wolf]

Damn, I eat dinner and something this epic happens while I'm gone? I have the worst luck...

Poor JDog... he just doesn't understand what it means to be banned. He seems to love this site a lot, but if he truly loved it, he'd know better than to come back... what, three times now? Begging for mercy, even when he knows we can't bend the rules for him, and especially not now that he keeps breaking them.

If he truly loved this site, he would know that he had broken the rules too many times and deserved what he got, kiss the forum goodbye, and, as difficult as it would be to leave here, move on in life.

[DW]

...

I can easily twist that to fit parts of my life.

Thanks for depressing me.

jerk

[Commodore Axilon]

Damn, I eat dinner and something this epic happens while I'm gone? I have the worst luck...

it was pretty far from epic

[Zelda Veteran]

Yep, he's one slippery dude.

And crunchy too.

[Twilight Wolf]

...

I can easily twist that to fit parts of my life.

Thanks for depressing me.

jerk

Everybody takes what I say the wrong way, no matter how hard I try to be kind.

Now I'm sad. I'm going to go to that corner and cry now.

[DW]

No, I'm overreacting and totally taking it out of context to make you feel bad on purpose

I revel in the attention I'm getting

Life has meaning now

[Twilight Wolf]

You've made me feel even worse.

Anyone got a razor handy?

[DW]

Sure, you can borrow mine

I'm just about done with it

It would be cleaner, but I had to whip it out since you couldn't keep your mouth shut

and now someone's going to pervert that

and now that I said someone's going to pervert that, they won't

reverse psychology is fun

[Keaton]

It would be cleaner, but I had to whip it out since you couldn't keep your mouth shut

That doesn't need to be changed at all.

For a standalone quote, that's pretty amazing.

[DW]

I work wonders when I'm tired.

[Twilight Wolf]

You're total Tacheon bait; you know that, right?

[Keaton]

Tacheon doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt.

[Twilight Wolf]

Fine, Tacheon prey, then.

[Commodore Axilon]

You're total Tacheon bait; you know that, right?

he's bait in more ways than one

hyuk yuk yuk

[Keaton]

Wait, if I'm the master... does that mean...