Captain Planet!

[Hi no Seijin]

Might I suggest Batman?

Or did you want a superhero?

[Commodore Axilon]

AMERICA NEEDS A NEW HERO

[BOOBS]

SORRY, I WAS USING THE RESTROOM

I HEARD YOU HAVE NEED FOR A SUPERHERO

[DW]

Actually, I was just lonely.

[Commodore Axilon]

SAVE US FROM GLOBAL WARMING CAPTAIN PLANET

THE POLAR BEARS ARE DYING

[MagmarFire]

TAKERS ARE TAKING OVER TEH WORLD

[BOOBS]

YOU GUYS ARE LAME

I RID MYSELF OF THIS WEIRDNESS

[Commodore Axilon]

yeah well you're dumb

[Zelda Veteran]

*arrives*
Here I am.
Sorry.
Traffic.
Also, having green/blue skin and all attracted the paparazzi.
In any case, thanks for summoning me... except for the guy with the heart ring... you were a waste of life... I mean what does your ring even do? What a waste. You're the reason mommy left.

[DW]

Another Captain Planet?

...

Or a Captain Planet...imposter?

[Hoggish Greedly]

*snort*

Good job, henchman! You've infiltrated their ranks!

[MagmarFire]

In any case, thanks for summoning me... except for the guy with the heart ring... you were a waste of life... I mean what does your ring even do? What a waste. You're the reason mommy left.

I CHANGED IT TO "ETHER." ETHER = MUCH BETTER THAN HEART.

AND WHY AM I SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS?

[DW]

IT'S CAPTAIN PLANET'S INFLUENCE.

WE'RE STARTING TO COPY HIS HABITS.

[Gamefreak]

CAPTAIN PLANET IS REALLY TED TURNER!!!!!

[MagmarFire]

GASP. WHO WOULDA THUNK IT?