Captain Planet!

[Mysterious F.]

Can I be the evil villain that causes a bunch of trouble?

[MagmarFire]

NO, YOU CAN BE THE EVIL VILLAIN WHO DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

[Zelda Veteran]

Can I be the evil villain that causes a bunch of trouble?

Sure.
Steps to becoming Captain Planet Villain:
1. Get obese.
2. Lose all of your hair (hair around the sides is acceptable).
3. Spend your entire life and money to get a company off the ground, and finally be happy with succeeding in life.
4. Don't even suspect that a group of kids with magical rings embodying Wind, Water, Fire, Earth, and... (whats that last one? Well, whatever, probably not important) will bring you to your knees in bankruptcy from destroying your company.

[darkphantomime]

What about Dr. Scumm? Or that Hot Chick? Or that guy who had yellow skin (I think he was the radioactive dude). Or how about the hot chick's weird computer assistant?

[Mysterious F.]

I never watched the series, so I thought the villain wouldn't be THAT bad. Nevermind, I don't want to be the villain. Why don't we give that job to someone we would have fun kicking the crap out of, like Hitler.

*reanimates Hitler's corpse*

[Gamefreak]

Can I be the evil villain that causes a bunch of trouble?

Sure.
Steps to becoming Captain Planet Villain:
1. Get obese.
2. Lose all of your hair (hair around the sides is acceptable).
3. Spend your entire life and money to get a company off the ground, and finally be happy with succeeding in life.
4. Don't even suspect that a group of kids with magical rings embodying Wind, Water, Fire, Earth, and... (whats that last one? Well, whatever, probably not important) will bring you to your knees in bankruptcy from destroying your company.

For the sake of a little self-jabbing humor, to become a Captain Planet villain, become a Republican.

[Mysterious F.]

*stabs Hitler multiple times*

THIS IS FOR THE HOLOCAUST!!!!!  >:(

[darkphantomime]

Can I be the evil villain that causes a bunch of trouble?

Sure.
Steps to becoming Captain Planet Villain:
1. Get obese.
2. Lose all of your hair (hair around the sides is acceptable).
3. Spend your entire life and money to get a company off the ground, and finally be happy with succeeding in life.
4. Don't even suspect that a group of kids with magical rings embodying Wind, Water, Fire, Earth, and... (whats that last one? Well, whatever, probably not important) will bring you to your knees in bankruptcy from destroying your company.

For the sake of a little self-jabbing humor, to become a Captain Planet villain, become a Republican.

Yeah, that's pretty much the general idea and premise of the show there.

[DW]

Can I be the evil villain that causes a bunch of trouble?

Sure.
Steps to becoming Captain Planet Villain:
1. Get obese.
2. Lose all of your hair (hair around the sides is acceptable).
3. Spend your entire life and money to get a company off the ground, and finally be happy with succeeding in life.
4. Don't even suspect that a group of kids with magical rings embodying Wind, Water, Fire, Earth, and... (whats that last one? Well, whatever, probably not important) will bring you to your knees in bankruptcy from destroying your company.

For the sake of a little self-jabbing humor, to become a Captain Planet villain, become a Republican.

Yeah, that's pretty much the general idea and premise of the show there.

They oughta do a Wall-E crossover.

[Darth Wyndisis]

OMG THERES FIVE MODS ONLINE NAO!!!!

[DW]

FIRE!

[Darth Wyndisis]

AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pauses*

I mean WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twilight Wolf]

MINERALS!

[Keaton]

MONOSODIUM GLUTEMATE!

[Twilight Wolf]

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!