The KITTENS ^_______^;;;;;; formerly known as Bowbwah

[Twilight Wolf]

Ew, no thanks. I meant more like scratching them behind the ears...

[Commodore Axilon]

FOR THAT YOU WILL SURELY SUFFER

[Twilight Wolf]

Why? I just wanted to make the gigantic kittens happy...

[MagmarFire]

THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL MAKE THEM HAPPY IS IF YOU PET THE WALL OF THEIR UPPER INTESTINE

[Twilight Wolf]

I'll just have the gigantic bulldogs chase them away, then. Sorry, kittens.

[Commodore Axilon]

HUEG KITTENS ARE LIKE A MILLION TIMES CUTER THAN GIGANTIC BULLDOGS

THIS IS THE WRONG DECISION TW

JQ HAS MODIFIED THIS POST FROM ITS ORIGINAL INTENT

PAY IT NO HEED

[Twilight Wolf]

I'm a cat person, myself, but if the kittens only want to use me for food, then I think it'd be better for my well-being to have the gigantic bulldogs protect me.

[Commodore Axilon]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID JQ

I AM SHAKING MY FIST ANGRILY AT YOU

AND YOU ARE STILL MAKING THE WRONG DECISION TW

IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO YOU

[Twilight Wolf]

What?

Fine, I'll just hide in this cat-proof room in the basement.

[darkphantomime]

Anyone ever wonder how mother cat milk tastes to the little kittens?

[Twilight Wolf]

No.

[Commodore Axilon]

I THINK I AM GOING TO VOMIT

WHOOOOAAAA HERE IT COMES

[darkphantomime]

DELETING THIS POST WOULD MAKE NO SENSE

POST DELETED-- IN SPIRIT

[Commodore Axilon]

THAT IS AN AMAZING POST

GOD BLESS YOU JQ PICKWICK

[darkphantomime]

YAY! I've been redeemed!