Avast, ya landlubbers!

[Commodore Axilon]

Ready the main sail, and batten down the hatches! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Yarrrrrr!

So, whether ye be a lowly brigand, a scurrilous rapscallion, or a salty seadog, hoist those colors, ya scurvy knave! Let them fly as true as the wind at yer back!

Today the sea belongs to us!

[DW]

Arr, I be gettin' an eyepatch ter cover up me bloodshot eye!

[Carpet Merchant]

Yar! Heave to and all hands on deck, it be time to terrorize the campus. Gar....

[MagmarFire]

I gotta jar of dir-rt! I gotta jar of dir-rt! And guess what's inside it!

[Mysterious F.]

Treasure?  :-[

[darkphantomime]

Feces?  :-[

[DW]

Dirt?  :-[

[Commodore Axilon]

All o' ya be lookin' at the brig if'n ya don't get back to work!

Today be a day for piratin', not scallywaggin'!

[darkphantomime]

What I would do for a bottle o'rum! o Liquor!

me matey, pass it around!

[Commodore Axilon]

Aye, 'tis a fine grog, it is!

Drink up, me hearties!

[darkphantomime]

A drink would be appropriate for all of me  life's regrets.

A toast to me failures, a toast to me ill will. a toast to all the relationships I have ruined. A toast to Shika, who still hasn't forgiven me.

[Carpet Merchant]

Yar, throw the emo in the brig, he be keelhauling me life high.


Only kiddin mon. We loves you.

[DW]

JQ, stop. Now.

...

Yar.

[Commodore Axilon]

guys Talk Like A Pirate Day is over

you can't talk like a pirate anymore

[DW]

I still have two hours of it left.

Matey.