Cats ( ^_^ )

[Mysterious F.]

A topic about cats. This includes kittens. And giant kittens.

Don't you think they're cute, Commodore?

[darkphantomime]

so has anyone ever tried giving alcohol to a cat?

[Mysterious F.]

so has anyone ever tried giving alcohol to a cat?

Remember how you're supposed to keep things at a PG-13 or lower level, JQ?  8)

[darkphantomime]

I saw arnold schwarzenegger give alcohol to a reindeer in jingle all the way and that was rated PG.

[Mysterious F.]

That's different. Arnold is allowed to do anything he wants. Plus, being a celebrity, he gets special treatment.

You are an average person, though, so when you do something bad we take it seriously.

[darkphantomime]

man I wasn't actually being serious. Do you think I actually have access to alcohol?

[Mysterious F.]

What I said was a joke, because that's the way society is now. Celebrities always get the best treatment, even when they break major laws.

[darkphantomime]

you fail at telling jokes then.

[Mysterious F.]

Not really a joke meant to be humorous, but a light joke meant to reveal a truth.

[darkphantomime]

Son , I advise you take a crash course iin irony. It'll do you some good.

[Mysterious F.]

Son , I advise you take a crash course iin irony. It'll do you some good.

Quit calling me son, you are not my father. I find it highly disrespectful to call someone "son" unless they ARE you're son.

[darkphantomime]

Son, you need to take a chill pill.

Here, have one of mine.

[Mysterious F.]

Son, you need to take a chill pill.

Here, have one of mine.

Now, while I take the first time as a mistake on your part, I take that as a direct insult. Once more, and I'll alert Gamefreak.

[MagmarFire]

Watch it, JQ. Please don't get him mad.

[Fishalicious]

Whocares, son, you need to calm down.

Also, I have a meow named fluffy and I love her :v