Escape This Topic With Slenderman

[DW]

There's no way they all fit in that car.

[Twilight Wolf]

They'll fit if you mashed them in.

Bean paste.

[DW]

It sounds delicious.

I must attempt this.

[Twilight Wolf]

I look forward to hearing how it turns out.

[DW]

The neighbors are suing for the cost of their Mercedes' interior.

[Twilight Wolf]

...How many beans were you able to fit into their Mercedes?

Besides, the car the beans have is a Mitsubishi.

[o0Zelda0o]

SPE-TI-CLES!  ;D

[MagmarFire]

He wants to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To punch them is his real test;
To knee them is his cause.

He will travel across the land,
Kicking far and wide.
F-Zero racers to understand
The power that's inside.

FALCON PUNCH!
Gotta punch 'em all! (It's uber 1337)
To punch is his desti-knee!
FALCON PUNCH!
Oh, no one's his friend
In a world he must upend.

FALCON PUNCH!
Gotta punch 'em all! (Show me your moves!)
His knee will kill you, too!
He kneed me, then he kneed you!
FALCON PUUUUUNCH!

Gotta smash 'em all!
Gotta smash 'em all!
FALCON PUNCH!

[cacturnerules]

mags,  you win.

you have officially 'killed this topic'!

would you like a chocolate chip, or oatmeal raisin cookie?

[MagmarFire]

Chocolate chip, please? :D

[cacturnerules]

i never said you could have one, i was just asking if you wanted one. :P

[MagmarFire]

You're mean.  :'(

[Twilight Wolf]

He got you good, there, Mags.

[MagmarFire]

Much like how I got your mom good last night, TW?

Oooh, burn... :P

[cacturnerules]

Jabberwock
By Lewis Carroll


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.



"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

we had the pleasure of experiencing this masterpiece in english today. And it's a real poem!