Escape This Topic With Slenderman

[The Glamour Nazi]

ON HER BACK? WTH WTH WTH


Well, actually, that explains why my cat cleans herself everytime I scratch her there.

You feel dirty now.

I know I did 

That's hilarious though.

[Pale Dim]

I'm not sure whether I can trust you guys, but I'm still not gonna take any chances!

[The Glamour Nazi]

eh, you just wanna keep pleasuring your cat.

[Pale Dim]

Okay, seriously, thats just gross, even by my standards. Cut it out.

[Deku]

OUT. CUT IT.

[The Glamour Nazi]

MANIACAL LAUGHTER.

[Pale Dim]

*KEFKA LAUGH*

[The Glamour Nazi]

My foot, it's asleep.

[Pale Dim]

Maybe your shoe is too small!

Get it? It's because your name is Shoe-sama, and...eh, forget it.

[The Glamour Nazi]

THE JOKE IS ON YOU!

I'M NOT, AND WASN'T WEARING SHOES!

[Pale Dim]

JOKES ON YOU TOO!

I DON'T WEAR SHOES! (At least, not inside.)

[The Glamour Nazi]

NO, IT'S ON YOU!

BECAUSE I WATCH CODE GEASS!

[Deku]

Kids, Kids, your mother and I love you both equally, now stop fighting or we won't go to Chuckie Cheese.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Kids, Kids, your mother and I love you both equally, now stop fighting or we won't go to Chuckie Cheese.

***K YEAH CHUCKIE CHEESES!

I LOVE YOU MOM!

[Deku]

WHAT...

DID YOU JUST SAY?