Escape This Topic With Slenderman

[MagmarFire]

Actually, depending on the height you fall from and the way you land, you may crack your skull.

Or twist your liver.

Sprained Pancreases are worse.

I actually heard that it's possible to sprain your face 

Do not want.

Dear Din, fix'd. D:

[The Glamour Nazi]

No, do want.

[Darth Wyndisis]

NEXT POST DECIDES WHAT WE KILL THE TOPIC WITH

[Pale Dim]

WITH TWILIGHT

[The Glamour Nazi]

WITH TWILIGHT

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[Pale Dim]

A VIRUS

[Darth Wyndisis]

Edward Cullen owns all vampires.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Edward Cullen owns all vampires.

Na, Angel.

Angel does.

[cacturnerules]

Pff.


If it doesn't sparkle, it's not a vampire.

[Pale Dim]

Then that makes this man a vampire:

[The Glamour Nazi]

No.

Angel is an awesome vampire.

[MagmarFire]

NYOOOU! (Epic no.)

Colette is an awesome vampire. Because she's female and...wait, no, she's an angel.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

[Pale Dim]

On a more realistic note, I'm going to tell you all a story.

While I was still on the bike tour, I believe we were still in either Nevada or Utah, I forget, we were going to see a movie. Now, our director told us that he would give us a choice of what we wanted to watch. Now, this was when we had some good movies out; Toy Story 3, I think, was one of them. Were we going to see Toy Story 3? No. Our director chose for us. Instead, we were going to watch ECLIPSE.

Now, this is where everything I had believed was good in life all of a sudden seemed to me like a lie.

So, here we all are, sitting in the movie theater, five minutes into the movie, and I was already thinking that this was the sappiest movie I have ever seen. It was all "I love you Edward" "Edward, I'm leaving you for some hunky wolf-boy who alternates wearing his shirt every time he's on screen" "Edward, I'm sorry I left you!" Ew. I was just trying to find a way out of it. I couldn't think of anything that would be time consuming. Until, a little spark of hope:
One of my best friends was showing signs of an epileptic seizure. I took the liberty of escorting him out of the theater into a safer abode, along with another kid, a year younger than me, who was also having a hard time trying to grasp what was so great about this movie. We called the director, he sent someone to come and get the three of us, and we all got in the car, and fled back to the safety of our Hotel. On the way there, the driver asked us how the movie was. Neither me or my friend answered, but the other kid answered "Pretty terrible".

Sorry I boreded you guys with that long and meaningless story. Now, back to the pointless spam!

[cacturnerules]

... Now, this is where everything I had believed was good in life all of a sudden seemed to me like a lie. I knew with this power I had no choice but to use it to pass judgement on all of the world's corruption.

So, here we all are, sitting in the movie theater, five minutes into the movie, and I was already thinking that this was the sappiest movie I have ever seen. It was all "I love you Edward" "Edward, I'm leaving you for some hunky wolf-boy who alternates wearing his shirt every time he's on screen" "Edward, I'm sorry I left you!" Ew. I was just trying to find a way out of it. I couldn't think of anything that would be time consuming. Until, a little spark of hope:
The man sitting very awkwardly to my side leaned over and whispered to me, "I am L." I couldn't breathe. Could this really be him? Was it that easy? There's no way it could really be him... But it has to be! So I knew there was only one thing left to do. Find out his name and kill him. It's not going to be easy, and I'll have to wait a while, but you'll be mine, L. I am justice!


Sorry I boreded you guys with that long and meaningless story. Now, back to the pointless spam!

Fix'd

[Twilight Wolf]

I LOL'd and I'm not even familiar with Death Note. XD