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[Twilight Wolf]

SCIENCE HAS FAILED OUR MOTHER EARTH THIS THREAD

[MagmarFire]

BLASPHEMY D8

[Twilight Wolf]

You can't argue with System of a Down. You will lose.

[MagmarFire]

OBJECTION!

...no u

[Hi no Seijin]

Science sucks.  Magic rules.

[Pale Dim]

Magic ftw.

[MagmarFire]

Science sucks.  Magic rules.

Ahem.

[Hi no Seijin]

You hush before I set my owlbears on you.

[MagmarFire]

You hush before I spray you with a chemical with a long, confusing name.

[Hi no Seijin]

You hush before I set my mouse mages on you.

[MagmarFire]

OBJECTION!

You don't even have mouse mages! Those are just a myth!

[Hi no Seijin]

Objection overruled.  All of June was devoted to training my mouse mages.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!  Now I have sniper squirrels and mouse mages!  My rodent army will take over the world!

For MAGIC!

[Pale Dim]

Everyone! Take up your arms! We must protect ourselves from the Rodent menace, because it is shameful that he does not have "Heavy Weapons Guinea Pigs!"

[Hi no Seijin]

Why would I give guinea pigs heavy weapons?  "Heavy Weapons Hamsters" sound so much better and cooler.  (Totally have those, by the way.)

[Pale Dim]

Then what would Guinea Pigs be? They are obviously superior to Hamsters! What would they be?

And how could you say "no" to this face?