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[MagmarFire]

I lol'd, Tach.

[Deku]

LOL I WENT TO WORK AND GOT IN A FIGHT WITH MY MANAGER BECAUSE SHE WAS BEING A BOTCH, AND SHE SENT ME HOME TO GO GET MY BELT BECAUSE I FORGOT TO WEAR ONE AND IT'S PART OF MY UNIFORM AND S0 I WAS LIKE LOL LATER AND SO I DROVE HOME, AND MY BELT IS ON THE CHAIR NEXT TO ME BUT I'M GONNA GO BACK TO WORK AT LIKE 8:00 AND BE LIKE WHOOPS COULDN'T FIND MY BELT CUZ I WENT TO A FRIENDS HOUSE AND ASKED IF I COULD BORROW ONE BUT SHE ONLY HAD EMO BELTS AND THEY AREN'T APPROPRIATE FOR WORK, AND SO I WENT TO THE FORUM TO GET A NEW BELT BUT THEY WERE ALL TO EXPENSIVE SO I WENT TO THE BANK TO WITHDRAW SOME MONEY BUT WHOOPS MY BANK ACCOUNT WAS DRY SO I WENT TO MY OTHER FRIEND'S HOUSE AND HE HAD ONE, BUT SENT ME ON A FETCH QUEST IF HE WAS GONNA LEND IT TO ME, SO I HAD TO GO GET A CUP OF SUGAR FROM THE HOT GIRL NEXT DOOR, BUT SOMEHOW ASK HER IF SHE LIKED MY FRIEND, AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WOULD GIVE ME AN ANSWER BUT ONLY IF I WENT TO HER COUSIN'S HOUSE TO GET HER STRAIGHTENING IRON BACK, AND SO I WENT TO HER COUSIN'S HOUSE AND HER COUSIN SAID SHE LENT THE STRAIGHTENING IRON TO THE GANGSTER DOWN THE STREET, AND SO I WENT TO FIND THE GANGSTER DOWN THE STREET, AND ASKED HIM IF I COULD HAVE THE STRAIGHTENING IRON AND HE TOLD ME ONLY IF I COULD GET HIM A BELT TO KEEP HIS SAGGY PANTS UP AND I WAS ALL LIKE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO OUT OF OPTIONS, I WENT HOME AND SAT DOWN ON MY BED AND LOL THE BELT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLOLOL SO I GOT MY BELT ON AND CAME BACK TO WORK BUT ITS LIKE 8:00 NOW SO YEAH

[Darth Wyndisis]

LOL!

[Twilight Wolf]

words words words

[Deku]

The funniest part of that story, is that I actually did that, and I didn't even get in trouble XD

[Hi no Seijin]

You win some more of the internets.

[MagmarFire]

Can someone provide us with a summary?

[Hi no Seijin]

A Summary

A kid is born.  The kid grows up.  The kid gets a job.  The kid gets married.  The kid has his own kids.  The kid's kids grow up and have their own kids.  The kid grows old and has to move into a nursing home.  The kid's kids and grandkids don't visit him.  The kid dies alone.  The end.


Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.  Kid has no meaning for me now.  Hurry up and end, world! D=

[MagmarFire]

Oh, thank you, HnS. That makes perfect sense.

[Hi no Seijin]

Well, it was made out of sensesium, so I hope it makes perfect sense.

[Deku]

A Summary

A kid is born.  The kid grows up.  The kid gets a job.  The kid gets married.  The kid has his own kids.  The kid's kids grow up and have their own kids.  The kid grows old and has to move into a nursing home.  The kid's kids and grandkids don't visit him.  The kid dies alone.  The end.


Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.  Kid has no meaning for me now.  Hurry up and end, world! D=

I started reading that as if I was playing Bastion.
(link'd in case nobody knows what bastion is, or why I made the reference)

[Darth Wyndisis]

wat

[Deku]

XDDDDDD

[MagmarFire]

I wonder if that was made in light of the Cross Assault incident a couple months ago.

...Granted, this made even less sense, if that's even possible.

[Pale Dim]

wat

LMAO

Oh jeeze, every time I see that I laugh.