Escape This Topic With Slenderman

[Twilight Wolf]

This post still does not exist.

[Carpet Merchant]

Hello, I'm john McCain, and now Sarah Palin will give my speech while I drink this glass of water!

[MagmarFire]

This post still does not exist.

Then this chicken tender no longer exists.

Outside my stomach.

[darkphantomime]

Nothing exists. That is the answer to a drunken question.

[Twilight Wolf]

This post still does not exist.

Then this chicken tender no longer exists.

Outside my stomach.

Had lunch then, eh?

[MagmarFire]

Indeed. I wasn't expecting chicken tenders (or fingers; take your pick), so I was surprised when I saw a container of them sitting on the laptop. ;)

[Darth Wyndisis]

[MagmarFire]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his failure level?

...

Oh, come on, I shouldn't have to finish this... >_>

[Twilight Wolf]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his failure level?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

[MagmarFire]

YAY! I DIDN'T HAVE TO FINISH IT! :D

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Uh, I mean... WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

[Darth Wyndisis]

[size=9001pt]THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!!!!!![/size]

Here is another example of epic, EPIC FAIL.

[Twilight Wolf]

Makes me wonder what sort of science class that person had.

Also, there's this: More fail.

[Hi no Seijin]

Here is another example of epic, EPIC FAIL.

Friggin' moron. :P

[darkphantomime]

Man, it's all quiet today. What the hell happened to everybody?

Am I the last man on earth?

Oh god, now I'm gonna die a virgin.

Hopefully I can find the last woman on earth so I can get my groove on.

Edit - I see that no one's posting at all...

This sucks. WAKE UP YOU ZOMBIES!

Humbug.

[DarkZelda]

I like eggs.