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Escape This Topic With Slenderman

Started by Darth Wyndisis, September 21, 2008, 05:57:51 PM

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What do you think it will take to kill this topic?

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Hi no Seijin

Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

The Glamour Nazi


Hi no Seijin

And I want one of TW's cats, but I'm not getting it.

Don't worry, misery loves company.
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

Keaton


Twilight Wolf

HNS, I don't know why you'd want one of my cats. They suck. They're unsocial and scared of EVERYTHING.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

Pyrgusfinn

I hereby declare this topic dead.

MagmarFire

i declare your mom dead

either that or your dog



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Pyrgusfinn

Quote from: MagmarFire on December 05, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
i declare your mom dead

either that or your dog
umm... That wasn't a nice thing to say.

MagmarFire

OF COURSE NOT!

I'M *beep*ING EVIL!!!!



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

darkphantomime

Quote from: MagmarFire on December 05, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
i declare your mom dead

either that or your dog

My dog died the other day. He was 13 years old and they had to put him down :\

MagmarFire

Sorry for the funny aneurysm moment, or whatever else fits better.



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Hi no Seijin

Last Wednesday's CSI: NY had a plot that could undoubtedly fit into a video game, perhaps even a Zelda game.
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

MagmarFire




Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Hi no Seijin

Mac and Stella are called out to a penthouse built by an inventor back in the early 1900's after an emergency 911 call was received from there.  When they arrived, they find a body killed back in the 1920's by several stab wounds to the torso.  Since he's been dead for about 80 years, they knew he couldn't be the caller, so they search the house for the caller, but they can't find him.  Stella accidentally stepped on a trap trigger, but, of course, manages to get out of the way in time.  Mac placed a statue on the trigger, and they see that it's an axe in the shape of angel wings as well as the murder weapon.  They look at the floor where the trap trigger was and discovered that the area it was a part of was a giant puzzle, the kind where you have to slide tiles around to get numbers back in order or to form a picture.  The picture was an angel pointing to a bookstand, and there Stella found a clue that more or less said the glass vase would allow them to move on.  So she found the glass vase, tipped it, and they discover a hidden room.  Using a picture of the penthouse owner, they rearranged the furniture in the room to match the painting.  When nothing happens, Mac figured out that someone had to sit on the chair, and when he does, another passageway open up to what's basically an oven trap, where the emergency caller is found dead.  While Stella and Mac learn that the caller's girlfriend is also trapped in the penthouse, Detective Flack hears about a complaint of a leaky ceiling, with the leak coming from the penthouse, which there shouldn't be since the water was turned off.  Mac and Stella figured that the penthouse had it's own supply of water, so they find the source in the master bedroom.  After knocking on the wall, they discovered that the girlfriend is still alive, but just barely.  After an extensive search of the room, they assume the window, which has an odd placement, is the way to find the clue.  Since it's high up, they figured that they had to use the dresser as a staircase, which is what it was built for.  Since the penthouse was built in the 1920's, they assume that the sun was supposed to reveal something, but a skyscraper is now in the way, so they take a spotlight and shine it around the room.  They discovered that the chandelier is a primitive UV filter, and they found a riddle where the grandfather clock is the answer.  After messing around with it, a wall in the bedroom opens, releasing the water and the girlfriend, who I think we're supposed to assume survived.

That last bit was probably filler, since I would think the first dead guy (who was lured into the penthouse and killed because he stole the penthouse owner's inventions, by the way) would have died in the oven trap had he not been killed by the angel wing axe, but I don't care, since it was an awesome episode.  However, they could have told us how the girlfriend ended up in that tank of water. :-\
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

Pea-Tear Griffin

Hey I remeber that episode... And I  know what ya mean, it all seemed kinda random though. It would make an amazing game; the only problem I had was it seemed like you had to be put in some of those traps to get stuck in it. Of course (looking through the perspective of a game) that would make a perfect reason to look for some sort of evil mastermind behind it all.
Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat