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[Twilight Wolf]

Remember, kids, down the river, not across the stream.

[Pale Dim]

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[DW]

It's the Ouroboros of lazor.

[Pale Dim]

Do you know how long it took me to make that?!?!?!? Jeeze, give me credit here!

My dog always seems to have one ear folded behind his head. I don't know why...

[Darth Wyndisis]

Stick an earring in its ear.  It will weigh it down and it will look really cool.

[Pale Dim]

I don't know. It varies with some dogs. See, this dog looks like an overgrown Weener dog; Basset Hound-Labrador-Boxer. Weird lookin thing...earings will make it look weirder.

[Hi no Seijin]

Zoe is really skinny for a black lab; we think she might have greyhound in her.

She's still quite heavy, though, which kind of sucks because she thinks she's a lapdog.

[Pale Dim]

fish.

[TP Zelda]

i want a dog.

[Pale Dim]

I recommend it.

[MagmarFire]

Try a cat.

[Pale Dim]

No, no! No cats! They are very unpredictable, believe they are superior to humans, and can sometimes be within the range of Doofus.

[Twilight Wolf]

I like cats...

[TP Zelda]

I recommend it.

I would totally get one if I could.

Try a cat.

Have two. Complete idiots. o.o Plus they not cuddle-cats.  :'(

No, no! No cats! They are very unpredictable, believe they are superior to humans, and can sometimes be within the range of Doofus.

This is true.  :P I have three puncture marks or w/e near my collar bone because my cat freaked out when I was carrying him for some reason. o__O

Ah well. ~

I liek cats too. o_o

[Hi no Seijin]

You can have Zoe.

Build up your arm strength; she pulls on walks.