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[Keaton]

On a more realistic note, I'm going to tell you all a story.

While I was still on the bike tour, I believe we were still in either Nevada or Utah, I forget, we were going to see a movie. Now, our director told us that he would give us a choice of what we wanted to watch. Now, this was when we had some good movies out; Toy Story 3, I think, was one of them. Were we going to see Toy Story 3? No. Our director chose for us. Instead, we were going to watch ECLIPSE.

Now, this is where everything I had believed was good in life all of a sudden seemed to me like a lie.

So, here we all are, sitting in the movie theater, five minutes into the movie, and I was already thinking that this was the sappiest movie I have ever seen. It was all "I love you Edward" "Edward, I'm leaving you for some hunky wolf-boy who alternates wearing his shirt every time he's on screen" "Edward, I'm sorry I left you!" Ew. I was just trying to find a way out of it. I couldn't think of anything that would be time consuming. Until, a little spark of hope:
One of my best friends was showing signs of an epileptic seizure. I took the liberty of escorting him out of the theater into a safer abode, along with another kid, a year younger than me, who was also having a hard time trying to grasp what was so great about this movie. We called the director, he sent someone to come and get the three of us, and we all got in the car, and fled back to the safety of our Hotel. On the way there, the driver asked us how the movie was. Neither me or my friend answered, but the other kid answered "Pretty terrible".

Sorry I boreded you guys with that long and meaningless story. Now, back to the pointless spam!

Oh man, I had a terrible experience pretty similar to that.

I was in a movie theater up in western Pennsylvania, I think it was the release of some basketball movie, but I can't remember.  It was a while ago.  Anyhow, a couple of guys came into the theater and they looked like they definitely weren't up to anything good.  I was a little nervous, because they looked like they were in a gang or something, and I had left my knife at home.  But after a while the movie started and I thought nothing of it.  On the way home, though, they started dorking around in my neighborhood, smashing mailboxes and the like.  I walked up to them and tried to get them to chill out, but one of the thugs turned around and punched me square across the jaw.  Long story short, I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared.  She said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"  I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror!  If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it.  Yo homes!  To Bel Air!

MEDIT: wat

[Hi no Seijin]

Tach, you win.

[Pale Dim]

Yes. You beat me. You win.

[The Glamour Nazi]

OMG.

THAT WAS HIRARIOUS!

I RAFF.

I RUSE!

[cacturnerules]

XDDDDD
Tach= 9001
Bradley= 0
Fishy= :3

[The Glamour Nazi]

dvsvsfvsvxvzx

[Pale Dim]

XDDDDD
Tach= 9001
Bradley= 0
Fishy= :3

Shut up.

[MagmarFire]

On a more realistic note, I'm going to tell you all a story.

While I was still on the bike tour, I believe we were still in either Nevada or Utah, I forget, we were going to see a movie. Now, our director told us that he would give us a choice of what we wanted to watch. Now, this was when we had some good movies out; Toy Story 3, I think, was one of them. Were we going to see Toy Story 3? No. Our director chose for us. Instead, we were going to watch ECLIPSE.

Now, this is where everything I had believed was good in life all of a sudden seemed to me like a lie.

So, here we all are, sitting in the movie theater, five minutes into the movie, and I was already thinking that this was the sappiest movie I have ever seen. It was all "I love you Edward" "Edward, I'm leaving you for some hunky wolf-boy who alternates wearing his shirt every time he's on screen" "Edward, I'm sorry I left you!" Ew. I was just trying to find a way out of it. I couldn't think of anything that would be time consuming. Until, a little spark of hope:
One of my best friends was showing signs of an epileptic seizure. I took the liberty of escorting him out of the theater into a safer abode, along with another kid, a year younger than me, who was also having a hard time trying to grasp what was so great about this movie. We called the director, he sent someone to come and get the three of us, and we all got in the car, and fled back to the safety of our Hotel. On the way there, the driver asked us how the movie was. Neither me or my friend answered, but the other kid answered "Pretty terrible".

Sorry I boreded you guys with that long and meaningless story. Now, back to the pointless spam!

What does the guy have against Toy Story 3? D:

Oh man, I had a terrible experience pretty similar to that.

I was in a movie theater up in western Pennsylvania, I think it was the release of some basketball movie, but I can't remember.  It was a while ago.  Anyhow, a couple of guys came into the theater and they looked like they definitely weren't up to anything good.  I was a little nervous, because they looked like they were in a gang or something, and I had left my knife at home.  But after a while the movie started and I thought nothing of it.  On the way home, though, they started dorking around in my neighborhood, smashing mailboxes and the like.  I walked up to them and tried to get them to chill out, but one of the thugs turned around and punched me square across the jaw.  Long story short, I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared.  She said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"  I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror!  If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it.  Yo homes!  To Bel Air!

EPIC

[The Glamour Nazi]

YO HOMES TA BELAIR!

[cacturnerules]

Shut up.

I'm sorryyyyyy. D:

Bradley = <3

[The Glamour Nazi]

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

[MagmarFire]

I coined a new term. Medit. A Mags edit.

OH, YEAH.

[Hi no Seijin]

I thought Medit was short for Mod edit.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Either or.

[cacturnerules]

... Hey guys, what happened to HylianHero92? >_>

Like, did he delete his own account, or was he... *gulp* BANNED?