Escape This Topic With Slenderman

[Hi no Seijin]

Guinea pigs are food for my Space Snakes.

[Pale Dim]

I use hamsters for mine.

[Hi no Seijin]

To each their own.

Except for sharkbears.  Don't argue with them.  Not unless you want to die a very toothy death.

[Darth Wyndisis]

SHARKBEARS ARE AERODYNAMICALLY INFUSED WITH FIRE

[Hi no Seijin]

Why do you think they're so awesome?

[Pale Dim]

Sharkbears: 1000% DEADLY

[MagmarFire]

But not as deadly as Chuck Norris.

[Pale Dim]

Of course not. He is +9000% Deadly.

[The Glamour Nazi]

[Pale Dim]

We're talking about Chuck Norris.

[Darth Wyndisis]

^*$%*^5$*% @#$^^%$#. I WAS JUST JAMMING TO JUSTIN BEIBER AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS DECKED OUT IN JUSTIN BEIBER MERCHANDISE SITTING AT MY COMPUTER JAMMING AWAY TO A MUSIC VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY ARM, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY LETTER OPENER ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT DARN THING FELL OFF AND LANDED POINT-DOWN ON  MY KNEE. OH MY GOSH DARN DIGGITY DANG DID THAT HURT. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING HURT SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY GOSH DARN CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE LETTER OPENER IN MY KNEECAP BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY LEG. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, DRESSED IN JUSTIN BEIBER CLOTHING FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC VIDEO GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY DIE-HARD DEATH METAL FAN AND THINKS JUSTIN BEIBER'S MUSIC IS TERRIBLE. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOSH DARN LETTER OPENER OUT OF MY LEG.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[Hi no Seijin]

Find a new hobby.  Sewing is more dangerous than jumping into shark-infested waters.

[The Glamour Nazi]

^*$%*^5$*% @#$^^%$#. I WAS JUST JAMMING TO JUSTIN BEIBER AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS DECKED OUT IN JUSTIN BEIBER MERCHANDISE SITTING AT MY COMPUTER JAMMING AWAY TO A MUSIC VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY ARM, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY LETTER OPENER ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT DARN THING FELL OFF AND LANDED POINT-DOWN ON  MY KNEE. OH MY GOSH DARN DIGGITY DANG DID THAT HURT. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING HURT SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY GOSH DARN CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE LETTER OPENER IN MY KNEECAP BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY LEG. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, DRESSED IN JUSTIN BEIBER CLOTHING FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC VIDEO GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY DIE-HARD DEATH METAL FAN AND THINKS JUSTIN BEIBER'S MUSIC IS TERRIBLE. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOSH DARN LETTER OPENER OUT OF MY LEG.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[Pale Dim]

Kudos to you, Shoe. Kudos to you, that was awesome.

[MagmarFire]

^*$%*^5$*% @#$^^%$#. I WAS JUST JAMMING TO JUSTIN BEIBER AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS DECKED OUT IN JUSTIN BEIBER MERCHANDISE SITTING AT MY COMPUTER JAMMING AWAY TO A MUSIC VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY ARM, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY LETTER OPENER ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT DARN THING FELL OFF AND LANDED POINT-DOWN ON  MY KNEE. OH MY GOSH DARN DIGGITY DANG DID THAT HURT. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING HURT SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY GOSH DARN CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE LETTER OPENER IN MY KNEECAP BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY LEG. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, DRESSED IN JUSTIN BEIBER CLOTHING FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC VIDEO GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY DIE-HARD DEATH METAL FAN AND THINKS JUSTIN BEIBER'S MUSIC IS TERRIBLE. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOSH DARN LETTER OPENER OUT OF MY LEG.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Where the heck did you get this? XD