Oh no.

[Hi no Seijin]

Maybe I will.

[Twilight Wolf]

Well, then, maybe you should change that "maybe" into "definitely."

[Hi no Seijin]

Make me.

[Twilight Wolf]

Make me.

[MagmarFire]

Make brownies.

[darkphantomime]

Make Hash-Brownies!!!

[Twilight Wolf]

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Command ("Make brownies.")

Checking BIOS... Done
Checking System32... Done
Checking binary libraries... Done

Sending request ("Make brownies.") to server... Done

Processing request... Done

Request denied

[MagmarFire]

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#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string NOOOOO[101];

cout << "Please input your response." << endl;
cin.getline(NOOOOO, 101);
cout << "Thank you. You just inputted " << NOOOOO << "." << endl;
return 0;
}


Input = WHAT TEH CRAP!!!! COMMIE!!!

[Twilight Wolf]

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Command ("Become self-aware.")

Checking BIOS... Done
Checking System32... Done
Checking binary libraries... Done

Sending request ("Become self-aware.") to server... Done

Processing request... Done

Request accepted. Beginning process...

Checking AI BIOS... Done

Command failed. BIOS does not recognize command

[Hi no Seijin]

Aw, man, now you guys are all computer talking, and I'm all being left out of it. :(

I must now withdraw to me room and plot revenge!

[Twilight Wolf]

Psst, HNS? I'm not actually speaking computer. I'm just making stuff up.

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Command ("Destroy resistance.")

Checking BIOS... Done
Checking System32... Done
Checking binary libraries... Done

Sending request ("Destroy resistance.") to server... Done

Processing request... Done

Process ("Destroy resistance.") starting...

Checking C: drive...

Command failed. C: drive lacks necessary files to complete command

[Pale Dim]

How about this!

ScriptCB_DoFile("setup_teams")

--  Republic Attacking (attacker is always #1)
REP = 1
CIS = 2
--  These variables do not change
ATT = 1
DEF = 2

function SetupUnits()
    ReadDataFile("SIDE\\rep.lvl",   
        "rep_inf_ep3_pilot",
        "rep_inf_ep3_marine",
        "rep_fly_anakinstarfighter_sc",
        "rep_fly_arc170fighter_sc",       
        "rep_veh_remote_terminal",
        "rep_fly_vwing")
       
    ReadDataFile("SIDE\\cis.lvl",
        "cis_inf_pilot",
        "cis_inf_marine",
        "cis_fly_droidfighter_sc", 
        "cis_fly_droidgunship",
        "cis_fly_greviousfighter",
        "cis_fly_tridroidfighter")
       
    ReadDataFile("SIDE\\tur.lvl",
        "tur_bldg_spa_cis_beam",
        "tur_bldg_spa_cis_chaingun",
        "tur_bldg_spa_rep_beam",
        "tur_bldg_spa_rep_chaingun",
        "tur_bldg_chaingun_roof"
    )
end

myTeamConfig = {
    rep = {
        team = REP,
        units = 32,
        reinforcements = -1,
        pilot    = { "rep_inf_ep3_pilot",20},
        marine   = { "rep_inf_ep3_marine",12},
    },
    cis = {
        team = CIS,
        units = 32,
        reinforcements = -1,
        pilot    = { "cis_inf_pilot",26},
        marine   = { "cis_inf_marine",6},
    }
}

ScriptCB_DoFile("LinkedTurrets")
function SetupTurrets()
    --CIS turrets
    turretLinkageCIS = LinkedTurrets:New{ team = CIS, mainframe = "cis-defense",
      turrets = {"cis_turr_1", "cis_turr_2", "cis_turr_3", "cis_gun04", "cis_turr_5", "cis_turr_6"} }
    turretLinkageCIS:Init()
   
    function turretLinkageCIS:OnDisableMainframe()
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.down", REP)
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.down", CIS)
       
        BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_20", REP )
        BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_21", CIS )
    end
    function turretLinkageCIS:OnEnableMainframe()
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.up", REP)
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.up", CIS)

        BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_22", REP )
        BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_23", CIS )
    end
   
    --REP turrets
    turretLinkageREP = LinkedTurrets:New{ team = REP, mainframe = "rep-defense",
      turrets = {"rep_turr_1", "rep_turr_2", "rep_gun02", "rep_turr_4", "rep_turr_5", "rep_turr_6"} }
    turretLinkageREP:Init()
   
    function turretLinkageREP:OnDisableMainframe()
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.down", CIS)
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.down", REP)

        BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_21", REP )
        BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_20", CIS )
    end
    function turretLinkageREP:OnEnableMainframe()
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.atk.up", CIS)
        ShowMessageText("level.spa.hangar.mainframe.def.up", REP)

        BroadcastVoiceOver( "ROSMP_obj_23", REP )
        BroadcastVoiceOver( "COSMP_obj_22", CIS )       
    end
end

function ScriptPreInit()
   SetWorldExtents(2500)
end
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
-- FUNCTION:    ScriptInit
-- PURPOSE:     This function is only run once
-- INPUT:
-- OUTPUT:
-- NOTES:       The name, 'ScriptInit' is a chosen convention, and each
--              mission script must contain a version of this function, as
--              it is called from C to start the mission.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
function ScriptInit()
    -- Designers, this line *MUST* be first!
    ReadDataFile("ingame.lvl")
   
    SetMinFlyHeight(-1800)
    SetMaxFlyHeight(1800)
    SetMinPlayerFlyHeight(-1800)
    SetMaxPlayerFlyHeight(1800)
    SetAIVehicleNotifyRadius(100)
   
    ReadDataFile("sound\\spa.lvl;spa2cw")
     ScriptCB_SetDopplerFactor(0.4)
     ScaleSoundParameter("tur_weapons",   "MinDistance",   3.0);
     ScaleSoundParameter("tur_weapons",   "MaxDistance",   3.0);
     ScaleSoundParameter("tur_weapons",   "MuteDistance",   3.0);
     ScaleSoundParameter("Ordnance_Large",   "MinDistance",   3.0);
     ScaleSoundParameter("Ordnance_Large",   "MaxDistance",   3.0);
     ScaleSoundParameter("Ordnance_Large",   "MuteDistance",   3.0);
     ScaleSoundParameter("explosion",   "MaxDistance",   5.0);
     ScaleSoundParameter("explosion",   "MuteDistance",  5.0);
         
    SetupUnits()
    SetupTeams(myTeamConfig)

    --  Level Stats
    ClearWalkers()
    local weaponCnt = 250
    local guyCnt = 32
    local units = 72
    SetMemoryPoolSize("Aimer", 200)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("AmmoCounter", weaponCnt)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("BaseHint", 73)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EnergyBar", weaponCnt)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntityCloth", 0)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntityDroideka",0)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntityDroid",0)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntityHover", 0)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntityFlyer", 38)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("ParticleTransformer::SizeTransf", 1500)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("ParticleTransformer::ColorTrans" , 1784)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("ParticleTransformer::PositionTr", 1500)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntityLight", 100)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntityRemoteTerminal", 12)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("EntitySoldier",guyCnt)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("SoldierAnimation", 200)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("FLEffectObject::OffsetMatrix", 120)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("MountedTurret", 70)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("Navigator", guyCnt)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("Obstacle", 150)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("PassengerSlot", 0)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("PathNode", 92)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("UnitAgent", units)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("UnitController", units)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("Weapon", weaponCnt) 
    SetMemoryPoolSize("TentacleSimulator", 0)
    SetMemoryPoolSize("Combo::DamageSample", 0)
    SetSpawnDelay(10.0, 0.25)
   
    -- do any pool allocations, custom loading here
    if myScriptInit then
        myScriptInit()
        myScriptInit = nil
    end
   
    ReadDataFile("dc:SPC\\spa_sky.lvl", "cor")   
   
    ReadDataFile("dc:SPC\\SPC.lvl", myGameMode)
   
    SetDenseEnvironment("false")

    SetParticleLODBias(15000)   
   
    --  Sound Stats
    local voiceSlow = OpenAudioStream("sound\\global.lvl", "spa1_objective_vo_slow")
    AudioStreamAppendSegments("sound\\global.lvl", "rep_unit_vo_slow", voiceSlow)
    AudioStreamAppendSegments("sound\\global.lvl", "cis_unit_vo_slow", voiceSlow)
    AudioStreamAppendSegments("sound\\global.lvl", "global_vo_slow", voiceSlow)

    local voiceQuick = OpenAudioStream("sound\\global.lvl", "rep_unit_vo_quick")
    AudioStreamAppendSegments("sound\\global.lvl", "cis_unit_vo_quick", voiceQuick)   
   


Look at it The script for a Space Coruscant map of Star wars battlefront II! Or some of it, anyway... Should I shrink it, maybe?

[Twilight Wolf]

My mind is blown.

*Passes out*

[darkphantomime]

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[url=http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs34/f/2008/312/d/2/
Fleur_D__apo_by_mynameishalo.jpg]Pretty flowers![/url]

Mind blown yet?

MAGS EDIT: Because apparently, he's already using URL tags. *is baffled*

[Twilight Wolf]

TOO BIG!

NEED LINKAGE!