Two-Line Vocabulary

[MagmarFire]

Yes, another Whose Line game, but an excellent one at that. :D

In case you don't know the rules, the point of the game is to have a certain number of people, usually three, to act out a given scene. One of the actors can say whatever he or she wants, while the other two can only say two lines throughout the entire scene and absolutely nothing else.

We should probably set up our first team. Who would like to go first?

[Hi no Seijin]

I'll join.  I would like to be one of the people who can only say two lines.

[MagmarFire]

All right, you're signed up. Two more people to go. ;)

[DW]

I'll be either the two-liner or the unscripted.

[Keaton]

Isn't this the game that "Whose Line" got its name from?

I move away from the mic to sign up.

[DW]

Okay, that's three. You want suggestions for the lines or do you already have them in mind?

[MagmarFire]

All right, here we go. (I think I have the lines down. Thanks, though. ;) )

Okay, so we have Hi no Seijin and Shika for the scripted and Tacheon for the unscripted.

So the scene is this: Tacheon, you are the commander of a small battalion of troops before a large battle, and Hi no Seijin and Shika, you are his two new privates.

Hi no Seijin, the only two lines you can say are, "Sorry, I wasn't listening," and, "Where's my gun?"

Shika, your lines are, "What the heck is that?" and, "Where do you get one of those?"

I'll "buzz in" when enough time has passed so we can start the next round. So, when you're ready, take it away, guys. :D

Oh, and you can also write down any actions that you do throughout the scene, and you can even inflect your line in different ways--just as long as the lines are exactly the same word-wise.

[DW]

two new privates

Where do you get one of those?

[Keaton]

two new privates

Where do you get one of those?

This thread has already been won.  It is now closed.

[MagmarFire]

Very funny, guys... :P

[DW]

two new privates

Where do you get one of those?

This thread has already been won.  It is now closed.

So I made you lose that fast? Awesome!

Now HNS is upset >.>

[MagmarFire]

Okay, all right, seriously (wow, I can't believe I'm saying that in a comedy improv game XD ). Let's get this show on the road. Unlocked; take it away when you're ready, Tacheon; and let's play.

[Keaton]

All right, maggots, listen up!  We're fighting against the entire French legion on these front lines, so I want you all to be in tip-top fighting condition!  If there's anything that needs to be said, say it now!

[Hi no Seijin]

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

[Keaton]

I said, we're up against the entire French legion!