Attack of the Video Game Controllers Part I

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Each person types a new part of this story
(Ex. Poster 1: The PS3 controller leaped at me. Poster 2: Everything went black.)
I'll start

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

[Keaton]

We already have several of these threads... this belongs in the games section anyhow.

*moves*

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*sigh* I knew that  8)

[DW]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

[Keaton]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

[DW]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

[Keaton]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

[DW]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

[Keaton]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other mod, the smarter of the two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

[DW]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other mod, the smarter of the two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the nerditude displayed by his fellow Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

[Keaton]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other mod, the smarter of the two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the nerditude displayed by his fellow Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

The wiser one riposted by explaining that Timecop was on G4TV's "Movies That Don't Suck" marathon, and was not therefore through any fault of his own.  He then proceeded to make several stinging witticisms regarding that sexier mod's masculinity, IQ, etc.

[DW]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other mod, the smarter of the two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the nerditude displayed by his fellow Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

The wiser one riposted by explaining that Timecop was on G4TV's "Movies That Don't Suck" marathon, and was not therefore through any fault of his own.  He then proceeded to make several stinging witticisms regarding that sexier mod's masculinity, IQ, etc.

The sexier, though admittedly duller mod takes the remarks as compliments.

[Keaton]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other mod, the smarter of the two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the nerditude displayed by his fellow Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

The wiser one riposted by explaining that Timecop was on G4TV's "Movies That Don't Suck" marathon, and was not therefore through any fault of his own.  He then proceeded to make several stinging witticisms regarding that sexier mod's masculinity, IQ, etc.

The sexier, though admittedly duller mod takes the remarks as compliments.

The other then proceeded to compare the sexier (though admittedly duller) mod to an ex-member, named JDog.

[Twilight Wolf]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other mod, the smarter of the two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the nerditude displayed by his fellow Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

The wiser one riposted by explaining that Timecop was on G4TV's "Movies That Don't Suck" marathon, and was not therefore through any fault of his own.  He then proceeded to make several stinging witticisms regarding that sexier mod's masculinity, IQ, etc.

The sexier, though admittedly duller mod takes the remarks as compliments.

The other then proceeded to compare the sexier (though admittedly duller) mod to an ex-member, named JDog.

The well-loved half-mod enters and makes tells the quibbling mods that it doesn't matter how smart or good-looking someone is that matters, but rather what's in their hearts.

[Hi no Seijin]

I was at home playing Wii Music when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a topic in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their ramifications.

Other members of the forum started mocking me by hijacking my own game.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edgewise as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the spelling error in the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other mod, the smarter of the two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the nerditude displayed by his fellow Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

The wiser one riposted by explaining that Timecop was on G4TV's "Movies That Don't Suck" marathon, and was not therefore through any fault of his own.  He then proceeded to make several stinging witticisms regarding that sexier mod's masculinity, IQ, etc.

The sexier, though admittedly duller mod takes the remarks as compliments.

The other then proceeded to compare the sexier (though admittedly duller) mod to an ex-member, named JDog.

The well-loved half-mod enters and makes tells the quibbling mods that it doesn't matter how smart or good-looking someone is that matters, but rather what's in their hearts.

The well-loved half-mod was then derisively laughed at.