i herd barack obama became president

[Hi no Seijin]

they're not, actually. it's depressing.

You can borrow my parents if you want to.

[Pale Dim]

My parents would object...If I let you borrow them.

[Hi no Seijin]

Not my parents; they always wanted a kid from Washington.

[Pale Dim]

Meh. Well, adopt!

[Hi no Seijin]

Why adopt when you an kidnap?

[Commodore Axilon]

it's called the law son

[Hi no Seijin]

The law is no fun.

Chaotic neutral ftw.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Nah I'm true neutral, I swing both ways. If I was a girl that would be so hot...

[Commodore Axilon]

it's hot with guys too you sexist pig

[The Glamour Nazi]

... Well that girl thinks so...

Girl Who's name I cannot remember from lucky star: Whats Yaoi?

Girls friend: AH! Uh... which definition.

I loled at that

[DW]

Yaoi is the antichrist

[Pale Dim]

It's always the bad girls that will break your heart that are the hottest.

[DW]

Not necessarily. It's just that the ones who do have appeal and know it tend to use it.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I actually don't like really hot girls. Average is great for me!

[Pale Dim]

I like girls who have substance around their gut. Not the kind of girl that is thinner than a straw.