You know you have had too much zelda when...

[Uximadesk]

I saw this many years ago at zeldapower.com, and I thought it would be fun to include it here.
More than a game, it's like making Chuck Norris jokes.
It's about writing down things you do when you have too much zelda.

I'll start!

... you see wearing tights and a skirt as a sign of manliness.

[TP Zelda]

You think not talking is cool.

...i did it wrong didn't it.  :'(

[Uximadesk]

It took me awhile to get reference, but it's good.

...you try to call a horse by whistling some odd grass (said horse doesn't come)

[Twilight Wolf]

You just wonder what Gannon's up to.

[The Glamour Nazi]

You can't wait to bomb some dodongo's

[Uximadesk]

...you think it's perfectly fine to get lost in the woods because one wrong turn will get you back at exit

[The Glamour Nazi]

You walk up to people and stare at them and expect important information.

And you buy an ocarina just to traverse time/make it rain.

[Pale Dim]

You attack chickens with a sword, thinking they will fight back.

[Uximadesk]

You expect to become someone's 'brother' if you clean their house (somewhat obscure reference)

[Pale Dim]

You think that wearing blue clothes helps you breath underwater.

[cacturnerules]

You search for princesses inside whales

[Pale Dim]

That actually works! I've tried it!

You think you can just walk right into someone's house.

[Hi no Seijin]

That actually works! I've tried it!

You think you can just walk right into someone's house.

That goes for just about any RPG as well.

[cacturnerules]

You cut grass looking for money.

[Pale Dim]

You think that if you stab people, the sword does not effect them.