You know you have had too much zelda when...

[ZeldaFreak]

You think you can just walk right into someone's house.

Im gonna expand on this one.
You think you can just walk right into someone's house and break all their vases and steel money out of them.  ;D

Also when you bomb a wall with a crack in it expecting that theres a treasure chest on the other side. :)

[Pale Dim]

You travel the entire country to look for the Triforce...and find it!

[ZeldaFreak]

You trust that colored liquids that you recieve from old creepy ladies will make you stronger when you drink them. ;)

[Keaton]

You eat animal hearts when you're feeling sick.

[Vaati]

You pull a knife out of a butcher's block and expect to split into four different beings.

[Pale Dim]

You think Ganondorf lives in Iraq.

[ZeldaFreak]

He doesn't? :o

[Pale Dim]

Um...no...
You think that Zoras are the mermaids of Myth.

Okay, that sucked...

[DW]

You have an unnatural fear of poultry.

[Pale Dim]

You think that attacking you're horse will only spook it.

[Keaton]

you run through fire just to avoid having to wait or go around something

[Pale Dim]

You think that wearing red will allow you to walk on lava. ??? Ow...

[Uximadesk]

Isn't that how it works? By camouflaging me from the lava?

...you find this game stupid because it's impossible to ever have too much zelda

[Keaton]

your friends want to do something and so you say, "Squadalah!  We're off!"

[MagmarFire]

Isn't that how it works? By camouflaging me from the lava?

How you've managed to survive this long is a mystery to me...

(Yes, I got the reference. :P )

When you think putting on metal boots will make you heavier, even if they've already been in your pocket.