You know you have had too much zelda when...

[MagmarFire]

Your religion is based off of deities that control wisdom, power, and courage.

Don't be so mean to MagmarFire.

He's a polytheist? Since when?

Since never. I'm a Christian.

In case it's where people got the idea, the "good Goddesses" thing was a joke. You know, just a pass at Zelda. :P

[Keaton]

In case it's where people got the idea, the "good Goddesses" thing was a joke. You know, just a pass at Zelda. :P

Oh, I know.  Still, spreading rumors is fun!

EDIT:  Wait, you were making a pass at Zelda?  She's underage!

[DW]

You tie a mouse by a cracked wall, light its tail on fire, and hope.

[Keaton]

You jump and run in circles every time your bathroom fan turns on.

[DW]

You're scared to death of shoplifting.

[Keaton]

You expect animals you've mercilessly slaughtered to return to life when you return from a trip.

[Uximadesk]

You think the manliest thing you can do is roll down a hill and blow yourself up

you think wolves can see smells  :o

They can.

I agree with Tacheon.

If your sense of smell is that powerful you can.

Sight is the perception of electromagnetic waves in the visible spectrum, smell is the irritation of your receptors by their interaction with particles in the air, it is true that with a strong smell you can easily place a certain smell in a 3D plane, but you can't really percieve the light bouncing of it.

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